I'm Drunk/Stoned thread

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Harpua 1…boobies 0

or is this her a him?

i need pictures otherwise it was a man boob.

“look at that side boob. check out this side boob. How about that side boob…that turn you on? Well it shouldn’t cuz thats myy side boob…Good night everybody!”

Bears at the Packers + Canadian buds = what the fuck im doing.

both

money on da bears and cutler.

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BEARS DA BEARS DA BEARS DA BEARS DA BEARS DA BEARS DA BEARS DA BEARS DA BEARS DA BEARS DA BEARS DA BEARS DA BEARS DA BEARS DA BEARS DA BEARS DA BEARS DA BEARS

Being drunk does impair your judgment you know…

I would like to see some scientific evidence on that, please.

EVIDENCE.

^ i forget. you weren’t around when CHICAGO SUPER FANS was a sketch on SNL

sorry BRAAH

ditka… polish sausage… jordan.

but what if the hurricane was named “Hurricane Ditka”

daaaaaaa Bulls!

Yes indeed.

Speaking of Jordan. What a pompous ass he was at his hall of fame induction speech. I mean really Michael? You invited the guy you got cut for in high school. Your irrelevant now Michael. Go away and ruin another franchise.

Whoa! Tad’s anti-Jordan…didn’t really see that coming. I mean I know he tormented the Pacers over the years, but still.

Peter Vescey was also inducted, and according to his reports his induction speech was so bad and rambling and self-indulgent that JORDAN GOT UP AND WALKED OUT AND DIDN’T COME BACK.

I am very aware of that sketch BRAH. Good call on the bears though… ::slight_smile:

Wait a second! You guys aren’t drunk/stoned at all! You’re just talking about professional sports!

After grandmother’s funeral service this morning, One sat on the porch and got baked with One’s sister, cousin, mom and mom’s best friend. We were all able to enjoy having a day off from our regular duties. And what a beautiful day at that!

It’s hard loosing someone, but she lived a happy life and she’s no longer suffering. That’s what we feel is important.

This made me have some lulz

Marco, I’m sorry to hear about your grandma. She must be pretty cool though. :slight_smile:

Blue Widow, Roy Orbison, and…