I'm Drunk/Stoned thread

live phish 07 + being sonted / (madden - no snacks) = fun times

off work in 15 minutes…gonna hit the jack, and light up the 4th j of the day and take dusty to the dog park…in the words of the gread ICE CUBE, Today was a good day.

same here brah… same here

yeah! that’s my excuse for today too…

stoned and in the new OKP, it’s bright in here. I just realized that my profile shows the time of day that I joined as well… :open_mouth:

Fluffy’s avatar is awesome.

ive had a sickly puppy the past few months, and she water shit in her crate, got shit everywhere…and had to deal with her shitting all night…and today i have to work late…the bottle will be hit on lunch, along with the j.

this thread reminds me of OKP 1.0 and that makes me feel great!

wake n bake bumperooni

By the way, I love the use of the word “sonted” when describing this stuff. Almost as much as I love bollocks. Yay for UK words!

I was so hung-over and tired this morning I couldn’t even take the chance of getting sonted this morning and falling asleep at work.

just got home from work…

bowl sparking in 5…
                                4…
                                         3…
                                                 2…
                                                          NOW!

You know how sometimes you spark up and you’re like I earned this one. That’s totally me tonight.

:sunglasses: :sunglasses: :sunglasses:

Is “sonted” a UK word? I thought it was just moving the t around.

hell yeah

I’m drinking some St. Bernardus (thanks to Oscar Wilde for the recommendation). It is delicious.

I’m about to vape some NYC Diesel. Yummy.

damn you guys always got this diesel, kush, afgani, name brand shit.
here we only get that reg ol blunt shit. we had a guy who said he had “kush” but you know it wasnt.

it has been a long time since ive had some one hitter quitter DANK shit

and it makes me mad.

Where do you live?

I smoke this stuff all the time and still have no idea what you just said.