I'm Drunk/Stoned thread

Non-Phish General
#6541

Wow, just smoked my first bowl in about eight months…not since late August. I was job searching so I had to drop it so I could pass a drug test and I got a new one and just did the piss test on Friday. It was awfully nice getting truly baked and hanging with friends and playing the Wipeout show from 98…it’s been too frickin long.

I always forget about how much more exciting it makes things…I was just watching two friends play FIFA soccer and it was far more exciting when high. The dude’s got three cats and I loved staring at them do “cat things” for a few hours. Plus since I’m behind the ball all the time, I found out about summer tour last night and that they’ll actually be at frickin Pine Knob which is nuts. What a nice surprise…

#6542

^ el, i’m glad to hear things are going well hombre. cats are some of the best things to watch.

man im baked off my ass smoking bongs in my boxers listening to whatever New Series posted. 6:20 forward is straight killa…i spent the first 6 minutes of the song listening/ watching the dooj’s link…New Series vid playing under dooj’s link is really cool too…i’m pretty baked off of these “Willy’s” or is it “Willie’s”? IDK but i get the willies when i smell them…OH SHIT…these are spelled Willies. :laughing: :lol

here’s some more good shit for your viewing pleasure…this thread is way better when stuff to do when “I’m drunk/stoned” is posted, so I’ll pass something on…

youtube.com/watch?v=Pujy2kVECZk

#6543

Can you say new toy? (w/ blue party light at base!)

#6544

^ el, i’m glad to hear things are going well hombre. cats are some of the best things to watch.

man im baked off my ass smoking bongs in my boxers listening to whatever New Series posted. 6:20 forward is straight killa…i spent the first 6 minutes of the song listening/ watching the dooj’s link…New Series vid playing under dooj’s link is really cool too…i’m pretty baked off of these “Willy’s” or is it “Willie’s”? IDK but i get the willies when i smell them…OH SHIT…these are spelled Willies. :lol

here’s some more good shit for your viewing pleasure…this thread is way better when stuff to do when “I’m drunk/stoned” is posted, so I’ll pass something on…

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pujy2kVECZk[/youtube]

Edit:just realized i could post youtube vids on the site.

#6545

i was in the store buying beer and i bought a bottle of wine too. i don’t even really like wine, but i’m drinking it now.

i was walking down the aisle and saw “fat bastard” and remembered this girl i used to hang out with. she was drinking that one time when we were at a bar.

so i had one glass and now i’m switching over to my beers. making some black and tans in the spirit of the season. i guess it’s still a black and tan if you use harp instead of bass, or is there another name for that?

#6546

Drinking with my roommates tonight.

Probably gonna smoke a big ole bowl later :thumbup: :thumbup:

#6547

Well, after some laudable level sleuthing, I discovered my local ABC store (which sells both beer and liquor here in FLA, who knew) isn’t stocking expired brews on the shelf.

I became wary after a sixer of white rascals appeared flat and syrupy, with no date on the label.

I just bought a sixer of laughing skull amber ale and turns out it’s expiration date is not until June.

Well done, local liquor store. gotta send 'em props for their discount sales, like the assorted 12 pack of Magic Hat for $9.99. :thumbup:

#6548

Circus Boy is excellent, but I am not a Magic Hat fan.

#6549
#6550

Yeah, I never drink magic hat unless it’s on that crazy sale.

#6551

^Sounds pretty hard to pass up. 12 pack of any decent beer for 10 is great.

#6552

i was just looking at myself in the mirror.

ears have got to be the weirdest thing ever invented.

#6553

^Truth.

#6554

trainwreck’d

#6555
#6556

OG’d

#6557

Awesome drink:

Mix 1 teaspoon of dank cannabis infused cocount oil with a shot or two of Tuaca.

Heat a cup or so of milk in a pot with cinnamon, a little sugar and a couple drops of vanilla extract.

Pour the hot milk into the Tuaca/coconut oil.

Drink and be happy. Then be happy again about 90 minutes later. :mrgreen:

#6558

Well looks like the days of me being sonted are limited now. I just got arrested last night so now i’ve gotta work on quitting pot for the first time since 8th grade. BOOOOOOOOOO COPS. Still gonna be getting stoned for the next week or two though. :mrgreen:

#6559

Holy crap, this thread hasn’t been posted in for nearly a month! Well, it’s officially 4/20 now, at least here in the Eastern time zone. And I, big surprise, am stoned. Sour Diesel with kief on top. Oh yeah! :thumbup:

#6560

I am in a blue dream!! what a day.

HAPPY 4/20