I'm Drunk/Stoned thread

Lucky man. I haven’t chiefed yet… got a half gram of the best purp I’ve ever seen/some pretty good kush/this man’s mids that i enjoy alot. Should be a good night.

And ghost man, that made me laugh aloud. Good shit. Reminds me of when Dave Murray and Nikko McBrain are golfing in Rio on the Rock in Rio DVD while just a bit slizzed… funny stuff.

you recently told us that you’ve lost 25 pounds from all the anti-depressants you’ve been taking… i might suggest you not look to “chiefing” as your main source of entertainment.

but whatever… its your deal.

^ LOLLERCOASTER!

So much for the new, changed yem.

for the first time in months i will report that I am teh superblazed maintenant. A fat j of “thrax” (which is urban African-American slang/bullshit for mids) it was. That man didn’t pick up any more purp yet… and speaking of purp it is the only strain of weed that gives me this certain numbness where my cerebellum is. Don’t make fun of me, but if you feel me on that let it be heard. That is all.

I am, once again, not superrblazed. However I did mow my grass… so that was something.

i think i jsut poste in the wrong therad.

My tongue is numb…

i was with this kid last night who ate 2CB, two different kinds of lsd and some molly…i havent seen anyone that high in a really long time.

What is molly? I’ve heard of it, but never tried it, and I don’t know anyone who has.

^ Molly is just the nick name of “Molecule” ecstacy or “pure” ecstacy! No additives or fillers in those Franks!

Huh. Interesting.

man…you shoulda seen this kid…his face was completely flipped…incoherence for hours…he ran away from me at one point…you could tell his reality had been completely whisked away…fuckin crazy…i feel bad for him…but when you ingest that many psychadelics you cant plan on the end result being peacful…

im gonna feed you a half gram of the 2CB…prepare for face flipping.

I’ve heard of 2CB, but what the hell is it? And what does it do?

its one of those designer drugs…synthesized by alexander shulgin…ive never eaten it but im told its a cross between molly and mushrooms…

yeah…hunting me down to thank me for flipping yer face.

note to self: do not allow head to look like candy.

gotcha.

bears are america’s #1 threat. they are soulless, mindless killing machines. or so stephen colbert says.

they have phones in england?