I'm Drunk/Stoned thread

Your first question should be “they have the internet in England?” since that’s a much more advanced technology he is apparently making use out of.
***this smart ass post brought to you by Jack Daniels. Jack Daniels: no we’re not that one band who had the hit song ‘Devil Went Down To Georgia.’

I’m totally drunk.

I was watching TV… Lost In Space… And then I drank the udder ball.

Jack Daniels eh? I worked today, and was just planning on going home after work. But, that of course never happens. Friends called me up and I met them at the bar.

Had some nachos, some blackjack, and four jack and cokes. They were delicious.

Blackjack didn’t go quite as well. I’m starting to realize that this game is not worth your time, most of the time.

I only put in 40 bucks. Twice I was down to my last bet (if I lose I lose my entire 40 bucks). Thankfully, I built my way up to ten bucks, then bet the whole thing, and won. So, I only lost twenty bucks. Plus, I only paid for two of my jack and cokes, and I got the nachos for free (I love this bar).

All in all, a fun few hours at the bar. Now I’m at my buddies place, drinkin a bottle of chardonnay I stole from my parents house.

Currently listening to 11.26.97 tweezer!

So, theres my random thoughts and bar experience.

PEACE

I need to get stoned-er.

i hung out with Jack (Daniels) tonight for the first time since Wanee.

i’m not sure how it went.

by the yewaty, CHARLEIY DANEIALS was/is a highley respected session musician, as recalled in his memoirs by BOB DYLAN.

greg.

Fine fine.

I am jacked as hell.

^“supa jacked?”

I have a buzz bigger than insects in Texas.

Honestly today way, way too jacked… I’m gonna chill for a good while.

^yeah, i’ll be detoxing for a couple days as well.

drank a lot this weekend.

Things I didn’t expect to do today,

Horse tranquilizers.

;D

just kidding, maybe.

maybe so, maybe not.

right?

10 DAYS TILL WAKA.

Lively up yourself.

wedding = drunk
home = stoned
me = wasted

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beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

I’m still kicking.

Don’t take my organs yet.

is this the wedding in DETROIT?!?!?!

if you came through here and didnt meet up with me i will be so sad.

oh yeah…im like…super-uber-blizzazed.

Jack and cokes soon to be followed by some Blue Moon Belgian-style wheat ale. Nummers.

^i prefer jack straight…and rum mixed with sodas.

Blue Moon rules too.

Jack straight knocks me out (although I do still drink it occasionally)

My favorite drink is Jack with soda water.