I'm Drunk/Stoned thread

Non-Phish General
#1481

This is a Puff Pistol lyric blaring on my speakers at the time (they’re a group out of UVM and they went to the Westminster Schools where spooks goes). But it means insufflating benzoylmethyl ecgonine and diacetylmorphine hydrochlorides simultaniously, which is supposed to give the greatest feeling attainable in this world… one which I shall experience from my Hospice bed intravenously. But naw I’m not doing that, if for no other reason because horse is supposed to burn like a motherfucker and I don’t enjoy pain. But I’m about to go and chief. Marijuana. Job 1.5. Bic.

I enjoy that too dude, but it burns like a mofo. The drip is amazing, I will admit… the best part.

It doesn’t matter dude. Cannabis indica is probably availiable where you live. I would probably bathe in these filthy drinks y’all talk about but I’d smell bad.

#1482

calm you down how? what are you talking about? you’re not an amateur are ya, neil?

j/k, j/k

i’ll hold yer hand if need be.

#1483

bring me back down to Earth, i should say.

well, recently i am. i havent toked in a LONG time, so it will be interesting to say the least.

#1484

What the fuck are you talking about??

#1485

I’m saying beer is such a vile substance to me on so many levels that I wouldn’t even bathe in it because I’d smell bad. I’m saying I don’t have a purpose for it. To me it tastes like shit, and if you’re trying to get drunk it doesn’t work fast enough. And drunk people really get on my nerves sometimes. The little prepschoolers that don’t smoke weed or do anything but get completely shitfaced drunk drive me craaaazy.

#1486

Funny, I think the same thing about the people I’d see around campus that got high all the time.

#1487

Beer is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO good.

I had two beers out under my new canopy today. Only 30$ at Target, w00t!

Now I just wish I had more beer…

And that I didn’t have to work tomorrow.

Beer, beer, beer.

#1488

I know a lot of people don’t like Keystone Light, but I will be bringing plenty of it to WAKA and handing it out like candy.

Just because.

(I like it.)

#1489

Jeez dude don’t take personal offense to my distaste for beer…

#1490

^ How is that taking personal offense?

He is just explaining his point of view the same as you did…

I wonder what people thought about me when I would stroll into class probably smelling a bit like alcohol from the night before… And stoned from about ten minutes prior.

Oh well, it don’t matter to me.

#1491

Hooray Beer!!

#1492

brewskies around fer ye all…

#1493

well i like breats as much as the next guy but i must admit that i’m more of a box man myself…

#1494

do i think about what i type?

meh…i drift in and out.

#1495

jigglejigglejiggle

squeezehonkpinch

jigglejigglejiggle

#1496

i’m totally down with the 'stones!!!

#1497

30 'stones=lots of peeing, some drunkeness

#1498

I wish I had like 16 meximelts right now…

drooooooooollll…

#1499

ew…dont remind me…

#1500

Neck, your avatar is awesome.

I think I could stare at that forever…

Yep…still staring…