I'm Drunk/Stoned thread

I’m flattered. I took a week off the chief at the beach with my family. Acquired some bud that tasted, smelled, and felt like purp but wasn’t very purple… (??). Yes, I was indeed teh superblazed once more. Smoking every day is so not worth it.

oh shit, yem and phuckerpants are the same person!!

indeed they are, funkyb…indeed they are.

I would search for the revelations thread where it is realized that yem=silentkiller. Silentkiller=phuckerpants. By the transitive property of algebra yem=phuckerpants.

Very nice PHUCKER. The transitive property–thats a good one

Considering the speaker, I bet that’s sarcastic, but being in written form, I’ll just tell myself it isn’t.

Smokin’ that Kronik.

Took me a while to figure it out too, funky.

Dude. don’t be so hostile. I seriously enjoyed that. A mathematics properties refresher!

Oh cool. I wasn’t being hostile, just nothing you say is usually positive my way and i was inferring incorrectly.

I only smoke ocassionally, so I’m generally not used to being realhigh.

Late Saturday night/Sunday morning as I was falling asleep I stumbled upon “The Deer Hunter” on AMC. Yeah. Next thing I know, I’m huddled in the corner sucking my thumb.

i just chewed up and swallowed 6 or so grams of bubble hash…i feel the zombie like psychosis creeping up my spine…

well that ( ^ ) wore off…

im stiill drinking voddka and red bullzzzzzzzz…saw skeeto valdez ( 70 volt parade) play downtown in detroit tonight…he played with a band called “blackman and arnold”…oddly enough blackman is white and arnold is black…but the shit was SICK!!!

they said “ok…i guess we can take a request…”

my friend yells out “Stash!!”

skeeto responds “ok…thats enough of the requests…”

then my friend yells “wolfmans brother…”

skeeto looks over at us…semi-smirking…

so my buddy yells “the phish club hates you!!”

skeeto laughed…we laughed…then came caravan…

heady.

what!!!???

detroit what?!?!?!?!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! !!!

MGD!!!

Hmm, I have an early morning craze going on… What is this… some Grape nuts!!! sweet…

i am not high yet, so i thought i would ask before i forgot:

phishinsky who is that in your signature?

I very HOT Elisabeth Shue…


Even though she is aging, she is still top TEN in my book, NUMMY

tis hot i agree…

damn im stoned

I am sober as an airline pilot for the first night in weeks. I’ve been writing for almost an hour straight…it’s hard to want to drink when your creativity is flowing this well.