I'm Drunk/Stoned thread

Official Blues guitarist…

Get to singing…

I’m going to get just a little high, be right back.

OKie dokie

I must say that I did spend all the money I saved up for Neck and Will’s discs and spent it on primer and glue. I’m high as hell!

::yawn::

::gives greg a pillow and yawns too::

Don’t forget to bring a towel!

And some crack to freebase off that towel!

ahhhhh yes, the crack, lest us never forget da crack

Free basin’!

what are you guys trying to say? crack isnt cool anymore?

I was seeing my probation officer, and low and behold Bobby Brown was up before me. He told me it’s definitely still cool.

I haven’t felt the breeze for five days now. The window is shut. I have been unable to get it back open. These certainly aren’t the worst times ever, but this situation is always so annoying. Why do I consistently let this happen? I need to plan ahead better. (I’ve been telling myself that for seven years.)

Have a great day… ;D Bobby is with the Edition…YEAH!

I just want to say to everyone that I am amazingly fucked u right now. Sometimes you just reach a new plane. Tonight I did that. I have a vaporizer. It is an amazing tool which I use to get high. I used it a lot just now. My brother and I also had a handle of some sky vodka, and some miller light beeers which we were enjoying. I am fucked up now and beofre goign to bed I thought Id look in here. I really do enjoy tis forum. lots of chilll people here.

I have walked down that brick walk, before most were up to talk, I was feeling very tired. I think I will go and get wired.
 I was walking and she was talking, we were walking in line. We were walkin, she was knocken, I was talkin in time.


   That just poped in my head. Good things all around. Goodnight.

^teehee

drunk and stoned in toronto. good times. i miss you guys, yet im having the fucking time of my life let me tell you. nothing beats travelling around. new experiences and talking to all kinds of different people from everywhere. there is a poster in my hostel that says that 'Travelling is only glamourous in restrospect" but glamourous is not the right word. It just makes you live in the moment and there is something really special about that.

i’ll tell u what isn’t cool, having two of the hottest fuckin sweedish girls in your car laughing at ur pathetic attempts to win them over. i have just had the most hombeling experience in my life. i shoffered around the two hottest sweedish girls you could possibly imagine to find out that they have the hot’s for one of my childhood friends i have not spoken to in ages. what a fucking let down, i have the wortst case of blue balls imaginable. i warn all of u, beware of the sweedes, fucking cock teases, sorry but im am both high and drunk and in severe pain, let this be a lesson to all, beware of sweedish chicks, damn hot but extremely rude, did they ever try to think of what my nuts where feeling, no, fucking sweedes, go do some sking or something, god damn sweeedish girls are hot, im not going to be able to sleep right for a month

im so fucked now, im gonna go enjoy some champgen herb i got to try to allevaite the blue balls these fuckin sweedish girls did to me, in such pain, pray for me to get through the night, my back hurts so bad its a joke, im out, pc in the middle east yall

k. im aws wasted as they6 come im am so fucked up and so sadrifht nowe that i cant feel feelijngs anyne,moe…i am soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

soooooooooooooooooooooooooo

soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

gomnna stop typoing now.

Drunk. Smokin’ a bowl as the morning sun rises. Listening to Bowie 06-06-96… …im speechless

^Sun is gonna rise in a mile… Good tune!