I'm Drunk/Stoned thread

^Haha, yes insky! Butt now i’m on to Reba from live 06, imo, bettterrrrr!!! Good morning!

Morning to ya also checkit…

Watching the sun rise on the beach is quite an experience.

It was beautiful last night.

And the bubblegum is back in town. And now the wet compressed shit I brought to Waka-Waka. It is THE gum now, and its delicious.

Just a few days til GRAB!

2 days until the 10klf… The sun will be rising and falling many a times in my vision…

Smoked six bowls of the dankest sativa reefer I ever have. Lack of food and sleep, paired with the reefer, caused me to be unable to walk, see straight, or understand much of anything… then i barfed about 8 times and a nice lady got me some water. Jesus… i forget how strong of a drug reefer can be.

whats up yall, barraco is trashed

what’s up yall, ante is sober

drunk is me

pussy

me no see no pussy

^trashed as in 10 beers and a couple of shots of rum?

I’ll try to releate a story… My Dad has a drunk friend who gets super drunk every night for like the last30 years… welp he takes to passing out at any given moment and one time he passed out on a smaller dude in a door way and trapped said dude there… it took three or four people to remove drunk man. Another time he passed out on the hourderve table whist prunning for pigs in a blanket… took out the table and needed to be removed from that scene as well. Another time he decided to heat up his cheesesteak in the oven and passed out and was woken by the fire dept who bashed in his door to put out the smoke fire in his oven.

There is a story like this just about everytime I call home.


and now?

^^ who takes shots of rum? that shit is for gulping. from something bigger than your hand… did you know if your shot glass is bigger than your face you have cancer?

^FUCK YOU OMG OMG FUCK YOU GOD DAMMIT. MY EYES HURT. THIS IS WORSE THAN WHEN NECK RAPED ME.

no we call it a flight of shots (like cheese or wine)… jaeger>rumpelminz>golshlager…do it twice an yo wiil start posting in t_thread

hahahahahahahahaa… ew.

Damn brah, horse pussy???

thats just nasty right there, plain nasty

my pussy don’t look like no horse

ahhhhhhh fuck man

I’m scarred

it look a lot like this