Scarlett slowly opens her legs…Oh baby, oh yeah, oh… AAAAAAAA HORSE PUSSY!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!
thats right bro…sugar coated honey
GOD BLESS CHICKS
A fake security guard (there were undercover cops busting people for weed and he acted like one but I didn’t think he was) jacked the amazing bowl I got in the lot post-Trey 04/27/06 last night while my friend who was being gay was packing a bowl I didn’t want to smoke. So I just smoked two large bowls out of a very nice homemade piece to go to sleep on. And for sleeping almost every night it’s 11/17/97 I. I can be really awake at the beginning of that and I never make it past Train Song. I love that shit.
i once sat on a bus and willed myself a menstrual cycle…
oh wait…i told you guys about this before…right?
^Did you save it and make some BLOODY marys? nummy…
Woah…
Did you just see the turn that guy made?
i wouldn’t have if you didn’t make me go pack and put two and ooh together…thanks willy
why is everyone being so disgusting lately???
i’m gonna hide my head for a bit (goodbye head? <— lame ass pun [<~~~ even lamer ASS pun])
I love how Phishinsky says “nummy” instead of the traditional “yummy.”
It is funny.
HA!
good morning, I would lke to recant all of my drunken musings yesterday…I am never drinking again…until later
No more gross pictures, guys. Seriously.
No. Seriously.
hahah barraco, all is forgiven… I think.
Was it your mexican cousin that put you up to it? 
resin
i remembered another one of these instances…it didnt happen at waka…but did i tell you about the gingerbread house or the baseball game at waka??! yeah…i made those up in my head too…
at any rate…
i was trying to pass out in this hotel room at like 7 am…i was…um…intoxicated…and i snapped into a dream like state only for a second…but in that dream there was a hotel worker vaccuuming and he kept bashing the hotel room door…and aloud i said “is this guy for fucking real?!” i realized what i had said…opened my eyes and hear a “what guy?”…i said “nevermind.”…laughed…and passed out.
who said what guy?
Stop being SadNeck
YEAH
^note the name change.
aiye aiye sir!
and you note the page number we’re on, he he
;D