Woooooo martinis and beeerrrr woooooooooooooo
THIS IS HARPUA, i have been drinking tonite, and realized that i have been neglecting you guys … so here i go. I punched a guy in the face b/c he asked me to, then my buddy did it to him and fucked his face.
i ahve fucked several a face.
none of which have been “asked” for…
interesante.
why do i answer shit on here when im beligerant?
tewll me!!!
me = leaving board.
Nooooo!!
Cats ate her face? ewwwww.
Yes… Yes… Floating over the Atlantic… Exactly…
Don’t look in my closet officer!!!
Can we talk about other altered states here? I am high on Vicodin that I had prescribed for my torn MCL/ACL sprain. I am sitting at work and feel like I’ve had about 5 Martinis. I just told this guy in my office to just Chiiiiilllllllll and not get so upset. Pharmies!! It’s been a long time
SHIT
ssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
it
true story…
just found some brown ass schwag in my drawer…could be from (literally) 5-8 years ago…judging by its brittleness i will say at LEAST 5 years…i do not remember this at all…where it came from…or why it is in there…maybe it used to be dank and has “browned” over the years…
shit maybe its from last week…i dont remember this at all…
but…all i have is my “salvia” bong and this saco domingo…so here goes nothing…
^how’d that work out fer ya neckers?
it was a no-no…
i just got teased and angry.
bump?
come on guys.
i leave for 1 month and this is on the 2nd page?
drink a beer with me!
I had many the Newcastle 24 oncers at the local PUB tonight… I also smoked WEED for the forst time last week during 10KLF since last years Bonnaroo… Wow what a weeeek… I am Drunkie now and my twins lost the damn game.
Fuckkem tho, they weill win 2/3 still bithces
Im not stoned.I cant smoke the refer anymore.Id love 2 be able 2.I just get way too introspective.But I got pretty buzzed tonight.Captain&Cokes were running.Im pretty new to this board and everybody here seems pretty cool.So I figure Id take the opp. and come to this board to say that.Cause Im pretty boooooooozed UP!!!Im glad I came here to talk constructively about the coolest artistic medium there is(modern music),and the band that has always played it the fucken best…yep…thatsright…Phish.And Lenny you take Groundskeeper Willie.No way Im not takin Groundskeeper Willie!get outta here!
i am far too sober…this displeases me.
Well, do something about this issue man…^
He is starting a tad to early though:
I’ve been drinking hard liquor on and off since 10:30 this morning…is that good or bad?