I'm Drunk/Stoned thread

I’m not drunk now, but I was last night. Hanging out with this German guy who went on a long rant about how soccer is a dream, it dosn’t exist…and then another rant about how I’m not American, I’m European…

I like German beer!

damn, i haven’t seen any of this stuff in nearly 4 decades! Oh, how I loved it on a cold winter’s night, or anytime at all, really.

clocking in at 6;40 am rastern fdatlight time,

…drunk, eating peanut butter,

p.s. some friends were smoking sime hash earlier,

crazy

I also had some hash last night.

It was EHHHHH… But still, its hash.

I might have been to high on other substances to notice it kick my ass.

oh great…so will has my hash…thanks icc…fuck that pigeon.

VODKA!!!

and tonic

Straight rocket fuel for me.

It goes great with the special of the day, 11/19/97 Antelope.

you guys are druggies

jeez. I thought somebody would react to the above comment right away!

(I was just joking)

I can’t wait to get home from work and melt into the chair. Actually, I think I’m going to stop by Sammy’s (a great pizza place) after work and chill for a while. No drinking (maybe just a beer or two…) for me tonight. I’ll probably go home and take a few hits from teh bubbla first…
Last night, I drove out to my friend’s lake place at 9:30 and drank myself into oblivion. I ended up sleeping on the hard floor of my SUV with no pillow or blankets. Damn booze.

everywhere i go i see some bald headed hoes.

where is that link? hmmmm.

More Hurricanes. And some Miller High Life to follow in a bit.
I promise no more board trolling though.

I’m a low life, so I don’t drink High Life.

drunk!!! Vodka/1!! HOES1!!! TROLLS!!!

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,

LIVE FROM MY PLACE IT’S SATURDAY NIGHT!@!@@@@!~!~!!~!!!

Wooooooo!!
Tonight’s musical guest…Phish!! And now, here’s your host, Leo Lover!!

Since Miller High Life is the “Champagne of Beers”…

My ex-roomate and I came up with the idea back in the day to create a cheap champagne called “Low Life - The Beer of Champagnes”.

Sounds delicious, no?

lol… i dig it. i’ll be first in line.

beer is…beer. i highly enjoy it. and im a lil drunk. so…um. fuck it, i dunno.

All I get are these smelly farts… I feel like I’m in a bubble of fart and wherever I go it whafs off me like cheap perfume.

^Bathe…