Ummm… that would be the province of Ulster, Alex.
it’s ok… I had to think all day about that one y’all… and my last name is Patrick 
Ulster is correct. OK, this is the last Irish one, I promise.
WEDNESDAY, MARCH 19th
Category: The Emerald Isle
$1000
Answer: This Irish port city on the River Suir is world famous for its crystal.
Iceland
what is waterford?
i just broke a waterford “rocks” glass the other day.
I’m sorry, the answer we were looking for is “body bag.”
Just kidding, it’s Waterford.
I lived in Waterford, MI forthe first 5 months of my life
Where on the mitten is that?
Kind of to the left of the bottem of the crease between your tumb and palm
Haha!
THURSDAY, MARCH 20th
Category: Easter Parade
$400
Answer: The word Easter may come from “eostre,” the name of an Anglo-Saxon goddess of this season.
what is spring?
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, they fuck. And that makes Spring.
Spring is correct.
FRIDAY, MARCH 21st
Category: Easter Parade
$1200
Answer: Originally native to the Ryukyu Islands, the Easter type of this plant is the symbol of resurrection.
what is…
shit.
i can’t remember the name of it.
that white flower that you see at easter all over the place.
you know the one.
Eggs.
Lilly
I mean what is a lilly?
That is correct.
Here’s today AND tomorrow’s, since I will be out of town.
SATURDAY, MARCH 22nd
Category: Easter Parade
$2000
Answer: Easter Island, known for its giant stone statues, is also known as Isla de Pascua, or in its native tongue, this
SUNDAY, MARCH 23rd
Category: Orators
$200
Answer: On March 23rd, 1775, this Virginian declared, “I know not what course others may take,” but managed to greatly rouse his listeners to take up arms
^when i look at the above questions and realize my lack of knowledge and utter ignorance of all things Jeopordy!, i feel as if my the bone of my skull is three inches thick and that there in the center, where my brain should be, is actually just an old hotdog. which makes me hungry.
^would that be 100% beef?
question #1: poopy stick island?
question #2: who is teh Thomas Jefferson?