I think my brain’s broken.
BWAHAHA!
Indeed it is the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
I mean, he died of Lou Gehrig’s disease, how they hell did he not see that coming? We used to tell him, “Lou, there’s a disease with your name all over it pal”. There’s no Babe Ruth disease, I’ll tell you that. I ate hot dogs for breakfast, lunch and dinner, smoked big cuban cigars and fucked 18 prostitutes a night. Of course, I’m dead now.
-Denis Leary (No Cure for Cancer)
FRIDAY, APRIL 4th
Category: Baseball Figures
$1200
Answer: Baseball’s “Mr. October,” he generated headlines for his cantankerous personality and his athletic prowess.
“I don’t have your fucking ball!”
-Coop Cooperson
REGGIE REGGIE REGGIE!!!
Jackson.
Who is:
Reggie Jackson.
Reginald.
Who is Tom Selleck?
Oh no wait, he was Mr. Baseball.
Reginald Martinez Jackson is correct.
SATURDAY, APRIL 5th
Category: Baseball Figures
$2000
Answer: Famous nickname of Leon Goslin, who played in all nineteen World Series games with the Washington Senators.
Who is the great Ding-Dong Daddy from Mayberry?
ok, maybe not.
I’m sorry, the answer we were looking for is “Goose.”
SUNDAY, APRIL 6th
Category: Hispanic Americans
$400
Answer: American television’s first Hispanic superstar was this bandleader.
Who is Ricky Ricardo?
Wait he was on I Love Lucy… but he played music… so he coulda been a band leader.
No.
Okay.
Hold on you want the band he led?
Fuck it. I can’t understand the damn question.
Eh, what the hell. The correct answer is Desi Arnaz but I suppose we’ll take Ricky Ricardo.
HA! He’ll always be Ricky to… Lucy.
He used to bust out his congo drum. Who busts out their congo on TV today? I ask you? No onE!
Now we’re getting into my forte…
MONDAY, APRIL 7th
Category: 50 States
$200
Answer: Of the New England states, Vermont is the least populous; this is the smallest in area.
What is Rhode Island!
and why does Neil never give me kudos?
Alex would.
Nice werk!
Rhode Island has 1,545 square miles…the next closest is Delaware with 1,944 square miles. Conversely, Alaska has 656,425 square miles, and Texas has 268,601 square miles.
In 6th grade the question was what was the largest state. I said Texas. I was so sure I was right and I was WRONG. I’ve been wrong ever since. :’(
Damn 6th grade. DAMN!
when it’s obviously Puerto Rico
TUESDAY, APRIL 8th
Category: 50 States
$600
Answer: It’s the only state that touches three of the Great Lakes.
WHAT IS THE GLOVE?!?!?!?!!?
