Just starting trading

Hey, I’m not sure if this is the right place to post this, but I’m looking for somebody who is willing to help me out. I’ve been listening to Phish for a couple years, but I’m just now deciding to get into the whole trading thing. So I was wondering if somebody could possibly give me a few shows to get started. I obviously don’t have anything to give in return, but your help would be GREATLY appreciated. Thanks a lot to anyone willing to help and sorry if these types of posts aren’t supposed to go here.