Lately, I can't go two days without...

Non-Phish General
#40

fyp

#41

don’t know what fyp is.

#42

I believe it means “Fucked Your Peehole.”

#43

fixed yer post.

#44

Pizza Hut blows.

I had an old roomate work there for a year or so… You do not want to know what the process is for making personal pan pizzas.

#45

Split Open and Melt!

#46

Please tell me.

I worked there for 2 1/2 years in high school and off and on for 3 years in college.

#47

#48

^ghey

#49

I’ll just say this…

caulking guns full of grease squirted into pan. and that is really it.

maybe a few “pepperonis” on top.

#50

SECK!! can i get that in a “to-go” cup?

#51

I usually just lay on the counter and tell them to “fill me up”.

#52

God bless you, Hank.

#53

ooowwweeE!!!

Today, I feel like a grilled steak taco, chicken quesadilla, and a lusty, busty Mexicano maiden!!

#54

wha??? Like, a real lady?

Taco Bell’s menu just keeps getting better & better.

#55

How about a sippy cup?

#56

I just had one of those new Italian subs at Arby’s today. Not too bad but not amazing either. And I made sure to pour a bucket of grease on it so it was just right. Mmmmmmm…

#57

Do you guys have kebab shops over there?

#58

yes, but we call them hamburgers.

#59

I can’t go two days without seeing that lovely face draped behind a black mask.

Yeah you!