Leaving Tommorow

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#15

Dean Vernon Wormer: Mr. Spooks: two C’s, two D’s and an F. That’s a 1.2 grade average. Congratulations, Spooks. You’re at the top of the Delta pledge class. Mr. Fluffybunny?

Fluffybunny: Hello!

Dean Vernon Wormer: Zero point two… Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son. Mr. Hoover, president of Delta house? One point six; four C’s and an F. A fine example you set! Buster… HAS no grade point average. All courses incomplete. Mr. Blu - MR. BLUTARSKY… ZERO POINT ZERO.

Hey guys, you’re about to have the time of your lives. Enjoy it! Don’t get put on double secret probation and you guys will be fine. Oh yeah, if you really want to piss your parents off, major in the liberal arts.

#16

I will miss teh taint…

Be well spooks and prosper…

Oh and nail some of that wild ass , umm… yeah you know… nail 'em.

#17

DON’T GO!!!

#18

well. the first day or two was pretty damn rough and wierd but im startin to make some friends and get used to it. im stealing one of my friends laptops right now to check in

#19

Good luck!

and remember:

Just because you can skip classes doesn’t mean you should!

…I learned the hard way.

#20

Skipping classes is definitely great!! Long run and short run!!

#21

Naw, you’d be surprised how much better you’ll do in school and how much LESS you’ll have to cram and study if you just go to the actual classes and take notes.

Stevo

#22

I once missed half the classes (at least) in my History of Mathematics class. Bad move. I still have nightmares about walking into that Final having no clue what was going on. Go to class…just get really stoned before you go.

#23

Forty years after being in college, the only recurring dream I ever have is having to take incompletes because of skipping classes.

#24

dude, i’m in the exact same boat. last wednesday was my first day of college (going to clark u, in worcester mass., for anyone in the neighborhood), though it was for orientation. i officially started yesterday. i’m having a good time so far but it’s fucking surreal. right now it just feels like a vacation from my normal life and that i’ll be resuming that in a few weeks when i go home for good…but this is the real deal. good luck, brother.

PM me if you wanna talk shit, it’s always good to connect with someone on your level.

#25

^Kind of a wierd feeling, huh? Like freefalling. Very little left of all of those things that you saw as defining who you are. That’s what’s great about being away at school. You get to understand more about who you are as you without all those other people and things that surrounded your life at home.

You folks are unfolding, opening up to new perceptions about the world. This is a great new step in your lives. Grab hold and enjoy the ride…

I’m up and I can take what you give
And I’m here but I don’t want you to live with me
`Cause all I want is a taste for free

I’m down and I will drag you along and around
Until you burst into song and unwind
And leave your new life behind for a while

Cause I can see through the lines
Cause I can see through the lines

I’m down and I will drag you along and around
Until you burst into song and unwind
And leave your new life behind for a while

I’m out and I will stay here alone and without
Someone controlled by the phone and TV
`Cause what it’s doing to me is fine

Cause I can see through the lines
Cause I can see through the lines

Oooh oooh
Step into space
Oooh oooh
Alter my place
Oooh oooh
That someone else made
Why I have stayed
Into things I could be
Or if I could see
Into fog that surrounds
And pins me to the ground

I can see through the lines
I can see through the lines
I can see through the lines
I can see through the lines

#26

well said, mate.

#27

Haha. I feeel the EXACT same way. like im not really staying here. i start classes tommorow so im excited about ending this worthless orientation shit

#28

You know, you should be out bagging co-eds right now instead of posting on here. Man, before you know it you’re going to be done university, and you’re not going to get any hot co-ed tail and you’re just going to be that creepy old guy that hangs around campus with his bookbag, but is actually just there to take voyeur pictures of the young girls taht you missed out on when you were posting on the Oh Kee Pa. The End.

#29

I don’t think teh_taintless_wonder has any problem pulling chicks.

#30

Watch out for the herpes!

#31

::claps::

#32

“Heavily Bearded Man Arrested On College Campus, Early Wednesday Night, Officials Said.”

#33

HAHAHA

#34

Don’t laugh. I appeared as an annoymous student listed in a small paragraph in the plice blotter of the Student Paper for nearly burning down my dorm room. Ahhh, college.