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#1

I am about to embark on a crazy trip.

I am going to Zimbabwe tomorrow with my dad on a hunting trip.

We are leaving Detroit at 5 > Amsterdam (5 hour layover!!!) > Johannesburg, SA > overnight > Victoria Falls, ZM

So this should be nutso, if anyone is familiar with the polictical climate in Zimbabwe right now, you know why.

Wish me luck on not becoming a P.O.W. or anything, and I can’t wait to tell you all what it’s like.

I am going to be coming home July 30th, so I wont’ be around for 3 weeks!

Keep it breezy cheezey weezey!

PeAcE!

#2

Teh Boob Inspector and i will hold it down fer ya!

Safe travels to ya.
Bag me an Antelope while yer there. I’ll name him Greg.

#3

wow. have an exceptioal time, man. you’re about to embark on one of the adventures of my dreams.

#4

Wow, it’s like you’re going to a whole other country or something. Seriously, me going to a place like that seems totally foreign to me…I still haven’t even left the country aside from Canada so Zimbabwe is nuts.

Stevo

#5

Good luck Brett.

Damn guy, are we talking Big Game hunting? Take down an elephant for me!

#6

Yeah, and take down a Pterodactyl too. That would be awesome.

#7

Yes, we are talking Big Game as in Cape Buffalo, Leopard, Croc, Hippo and perhaps a few more

#8

Hippo?! Dude, take that one on bare hands style.

#9

are you joining the janjaweed?

#10

^ Yeah, but that Hippo could have ended up being the next Hitler.

#11

^On the contrary Glenn, they do use all the meat from all of the animals. We are going to be staying with natives and the meat will be used to feed the entire tribe for up to 6 months.

#12

Good luck man. Be safe.

#13

Isn’t Victoria Falls the highest waterfall in the world?

Either way, have fun and be safe Brett.

#14

^I don’t know about highest, but it is the longest. It’s one of the seven wonders of the world!

^^I hope I haven’t offended you Glenn, I grew up with hunting all around me and have had to live with the stigma that is attached to it all my life.

Had I not grown up with it, there is a good chance I’d never do it. It’s a good way for me and my Dad to bond, he’s getting up there in age (68) and this may be one of the last trips we take together.

We are helping support the country’s economy, as Zim relys on hunters for the largest part of it’s economy. I know Mugabe is a tyrannical douchebag and I don’t agree with the squatters or any part of his regime, however my father has made some good friends there over the years and they have assured our safety.

#15

Have a blessed, safe & enjoyable series of unique moments Brett!

I suppose you’ll have a gun on you sometimes, that’s gotta help against the potentially dangerous people.

#16

Yeah, I’m with Glenn where I’m not big a fan of hunting either though, it’s okay in my book as long as you at least eat the other animals. The way I see it, other animals will kill each other for food so I suppose its okay for us to do it as long as it’s for the same reason.

Now, killing it for sport is just plain pathetic, especially since it’s not really sport unless you give the animals a gun as well. If the animals were able to shoot back THEN I’d be all for it. Just here in Michigan there was recently a Proposal that was thankfully voted down to permit hunters to hunt doves. Who the fuck would want to hunt doves? How pathetic do you have to be to see a dove and say “Boy, I’d sure like to shoot that.”?

Stevo

#17

Is it OK if I hunt another human as long as I eat them afterwards? With a nice Chianti? Maybe some fava beans?

#18

i think i feel the same way about hunting as i do about strip clubs.

just something i find gross and uncalled for and generally have no interest in doing and even if i got dragged into it somehow for some reason i know i would just feel dirty and ashamed of myself afterwards and have to take a cold shower and curl up in a fetal position for a while.

#19

^ So you feel the same about women as you do about animals? That’s a much larger issue you need to address Jaw.

I’ve never been to a strip club or gone hunting, but I have a feeling I’d go home feeling a lot different after going to a strip club than I would feel after hunting. You have to realize most of those women are doing it because it pays really well, whereas an animal gets nothing in return, nor do the conciously decide to get hunted. Damn Jaw…that is just a really strange comparison.

#20

some of you guys are such pussies

survival of the motherfucking fittest

the truth hurts