HAHAH good referance to 40yov
and yea do you want me to be a fuckn asshole?
Yo and for the record, I try to talk to lots of dudes all the time, and I pretty much never hear from them again, but thats okay, because fuck them, there is more phish in the sea.
almost every girlfriend ive ever had has started with somesort of arguement or something. its quite unintentional, but it does prove that chicks dig assholes.
::gets some ass::
^you loving your own ass again?
ass is ass, right?
correctomondo
holy shit this is great!
Thanks for the encouragement, Olfactory.
“You know that Julie chick? Loves you. You want her? Gotta play it cool, you know. You can’t let her know how much you like her, cause if she knows, she’ll dump you like that. Believe me. Like, if she asks you if you want a ride, you say, “No, I’ve got my own ride, but maybe I’ll see you later.” Sounds stupid, doesn’t it? It works”. — Dawson
That’s some of the best “how to get in chics pants advice ever.” Don’t be desperate, let’em talk, but I’ve got more action by making chics and their stupid friends laugh than anything else…ohh ya and don’t be a pussy…but being an arrogant fuckhole isn’t good either, (it may get you laid, but in the end they’ll flake out). If you want the head to keep rollin’ in you gotta give a little of everything to get a little of everything, fuckers.
So you got something to look at while you’re talkin to them
Are you guys telling jokes?
I love jokes.
::soft cock fucks pillow::
here is something else that was left out of this thread…
First of all, you never let on how much you like a girl. “Oh, Debbie. Hi.”
Two, you always call the shots. “Kiss me. You won’t regret it.”
Now three, act like wherever you are, that’s the place to be. “Isn’t this great?”
Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It’s a classy move. “Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice.”
And five, now this is the most important. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.
good, sound advice
hhahaha this is the headiest thread title EVAR!!!
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seriously though I think I owe this thread something, because since this thread has happened my luck with the ladies has really turned around now that i think about it.
fuck yeah! pussy rules!
a/s/l?
i’ve thought about it and used my imagination for years and still can’t think of Zep IV as a makeout album somehow.
Sure it is. You jusy have to put it in context, like, “Would you like to take my Black Dog to the Stairway to Heaven? No? Then take your Four Sticks and make liek Custard Pie!”