The key to having women like you is getting yourself a woman…nothing women like more than a guy who can show committment…maybe it’s the whole confidence thing that goes along with having a women, but for me, having a full time lady has humbled me…no wait…broken me beyond repair. Just enjoy not having one, 'cause soon enough one will suck you in and drag you under. It’s inevitable my friend…we’re all doomed.
This most recent bout of depression is brought to you by the doings of a woman.
Up until about like 3 months ago I couldn’t talk to girls. At all. Like all I could say is “Hey” “Ya” and “thats cool”. I had had girlfriends up to that point but they all asked me out and it was always awkward (atleast from my standpoint). Then I got a job (my first job) at a grocery store as a cashier. I came into the interview that day thinking I was a gonna be a stocker or a bagger or something that I could be all by my lonesome. But thats not how it ended up. Fate maybe, I don’t know. The job required me to talk to all sorts of people. I had absolutely NO communication skills up until that point. So the first week or so was kinda rough but now (5 months later) I feel comfortable talking to anyone. I used to be that one guy that would always say nothing and just sat in the background. Now I am the life of every party as they say in those infomercials. And when you can actually open your mouth around girls to communicate verbally, it helps open up your options dramatically.
And funkyb is right. See the pimp. Know the pimp. Become the pimp.
funky begonia is right. You just have to be down with yourself.
just to add to my little story, my friend who told me this advice was lke “love yourself and you’ll get so much ass when you go to London.” because most theatre majors go there junior year…and I actually did get a good amount of action in London…so there ya go. Story works out.
I still suck at getting dudes though, Ive never had a boyfriend either, but I think I have decent communication skills.
I am good at talking to women if I don’t have any interest in them or don’t think they do in me. If I actually like a girl, I suck at face to face talking. Online, not so much, because I’m a writer and I can be all suave and romantic. Once you actually get the girl, it gets way less awkward.
p.s. the thread/tips that Jaw reposted make me piss myself laughing everytime.
for page 2 readers:
http://ohkeepa.proboards36.com/index.cgi?board=non&action=display&thread=1150841194
Ha! I remember that one!
So, is everyone ready for the soft-cock fucking session?
Girls?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
I definitely have to agree with this… it’s all in your confidence level.
I even have a story to back this theory up. When David Bowie was a nobody, he believed in himself so much, that he’d hire a limo driver, and pay strangers on the street to rush the limo making him look like the star he believed himself to be. This tactic worked so well that people who had never even heard of him before started coming to his shows… including music industry bigwigs. So, you see… if you think you’re awesome, and you make other see how awesome you are, then there is no end to the women you’ll have at your disposal.
Although…I strongly discourage you from fraternizing with any woman who is disposable. You should be using these charms for a women you intend to keep around 
but that’s a differnet topic altogether… 
Guys, the thing to remember is, is that you don’t have to talk to them.
In fact, talking is what you don’t want to do.
You need to ask them questions so that THEY do the talking.
I’m serious.
You need to do 3 things.
Say “Hello” maybe even a “How are you?”-
You’ll be surprised how many guys don’t even say this.
Introduce yourself.
You can even combine 1 & 2 to make this easier for you.
“Hello, my name is _________.”
Girls like to know who they are talking to as do most everyone.
This shows a bit of that confidence that Neck was talking about earlier.
Ask them a question. Anything. Just get THEM talking.
There is nothing more unattractive to a girl then a guy who sits and talks about himself. The more they talk, the less you have to and the less likely you’ll say something stupid and ruin your chances.
If you can’t come up with at least 3 questions to ask a girl or anybody for that matter your in trouble.
Just like guys, girls know if they want anything to do with you in about, oh, 2 to 3 minutes.
After that, it’s your job not to screw it up.
And like goldenroad said, it really doesn’t matter, us men are all doomed anyway.
Women run the show, just don’t screw it up and they will let you play.
^Amen to that.
Start the loving and find out.
I’ve read the thread twice through, and this made me laugh both times.
Not sure why. Gotta love the sage!
Gamecat- I can’t believe you put my quote in your signature!
Hah!
Thread of the year.
wow how this thread has progressed from one person looking for a lady to ways to get the ladies, good advice ya’ll
love your ass and ass will follow
“Remember kid, there’s heroes and there’s legends. Heroes get remembered but legends never die, follow your ass kid, and you’ll never go wrong.”
^the babe said that
wow, you guyses and girls are swell. I’ve never before realized the importance of my ass and everybody else’s asses as well.