From the Bill Simmons mailbag on ESPN:
Q: I just heard on the radio that there was a charity giving all the pre-printed championship garb of Super Bowl losers to needy children across the world. In all seriousness, I would first like to commend this cause – it seems quite worthwhile. It would be hard, however, not to find some humor in this effort, right? Imagine the creation of a Bizarro Sports World in third-world villages across the globe. Craig Morton and Neil O’Donnell would be worshipped as heroes, and the Vikings and Bills would be celebrated as unbelievable dynasties.
– Josh, Oakland, Calif.
SG: And it would be the one place where everyone thought the Patriots went 19-0! I always thought it would have been a great running joke if a plane crashed on the “Lost” island carrying boxes and boxes of pre-printed championship clothing to third-world countries, so the castaways starting wearing the clothes on the show and thinking that those “winning” teams were the ones that won titles in 2007. Come on, there’s still time to work this idea into the show. We have three more years! Wouldn’t you love to see Hurley wearing an XXXL “2007 COLORADO ROCKIES WORLD CHAMPIONS” T-shirt?
Hilarious!