Mad Libs Survey

Non-Phish General
#7

Hmmm…

  1. I ate some snozberries and it tasted like snozberries.

  2. I yelled, “me him to stop” when my neighbor me him to stop "him stop me tooing.

  3. The President of the Spanish club’s favorite band is Yo La Tengo.

  4. Aliens are typically Spanish and wear paisley.

  5. The whole gang drank too much tequila, and they ended up on DMB tour.

  6. I heard a rumor about DMB, it turns out that they’re actually smooth jazz fans.

  7. You know you have too much dirt on your hands if you never bathe.

  8. Your mom loves Mel Gibson, but she’ll never cook him for dinner.

  9. That song, You Enjoy Myself really sucks balls, lets listen to Spanish versions of DMB songs

  10. Lets go into the woods and find Mel Gibson. I also heard that your mom live(s) in there.

I hope someone has as much fun reading that as I did writing it.

#8

I’m with Will, I think you’re supposed to indicate whether a noun, verb, etc. is needed.

#9

^Concur. From Wiki:

Mad Libs (a play on ad lib, from Latin ad libitum - as you wish) is a word game where one player prompts another for a list of words to substitute for blanks in a story; these word substitutions have a humorous effect when the resulting story is then read aloud. The game is especially popular with American children and is frequently played as a party game or as a pastime. Mad Libs was invented in the 1950s by Leonard Stern and Roger Price, who published the first editions themselves. Mad Libs books are still published by Price Stern Sloan, an imprint of Penguin Group, cofounded by Roger Price and Leonard Stern.

#10

Alright … so I was to just fill out one word and let others fill out the rest?

Here’s a real one… I say the raunchier the better but… that may offend the children.

Today I went to the zoo. I saw a five-assed(adjective)

_____________(noun) jumping up and down in its tree. He

_____________(verb: past tense) __________(adverb) through the

large tunnel that led to its __________(adjective)

__________(noun). I got some peanuts and passed them

through the cage to a gigantic gray __________(noun)

towering above my head. Feeding that animal made me

hungry. I went to get a __________(adjective) scoop of ice

cream. It filled my stomach. Afterwards I had to

__________(verb) __________ (adverb) to catch our bus. When

I got home I __________(verb past tense) my mom for a

__________(adjective) day at the zoo.

#11

Today I went to the zoo. I saw a five-assed(adjective)

screaming buttfish(noun) jumping up and down in its tree. He

_____________(verb: past tense) __________(adverb) through the

large tunnel that led to its __________(adjective)

__________(noun). I got some peanuts and passed them

through the cage to a gigantic gray __________(noun)

towering above my head. Feeding that animal made me

hungry. I went to get a __________(adjective) scoop of ice

cream. It filled my stomach. Afterwards I had to

__________(verb) __________ (adverb) to catch our bus. When

I got home I __________(verb past tense) my mom for a

__________(adjective) day at the zoo.

#12

Today I went to the zoo. I saw a five-assed(adjective)

aligator___ jumping up and down in its tree. He

raced(verb: past tense) lazily________(adverb) through the

large tunnel that led to its disgusting____(adjective)

lair______(noun). I got some peanuts and passed them

through the cage to a gigantic gray horse____(noun)

towering above my head. Feeding that animal made me

hungry. I went to get a weird________(adjective) scoop of ice

cream. It filled my stomach. Afterwards I had to

fart________stupidly___ (adverb) to catch our bus. When

I got home I hugged____(verb past tense) my mom for a

totally radical______(adjective) day at the zoo.

#13

wait…did you just cheat? plus you erased my screaming buttfish. i’m going home now.

#14

^what the hell are you talking about?

#15

screaming…buttfish?..in my post…plus i thought…nevermind.

#16

I heard five-assed screaming buttfish are hard to catch but once you do they are quite sexy.

#17

Today I went to the zoo. I saw a five-assed(adjective)

screaming buttfish(noun) jumping up and down in its tree. He

yanked(verb: past tense) ferociously(adverb) through the

large tunnel that led to its __________(adjective)

__________(noun). I got some peanuts and passed them

through the cage to a gigantic gray __________(noun)

towering above my head. Feeding that animal made me

hungry. I went to get a __________(adjective) scoop of ice

cream. It filled my stomach. Afterwards I had to

__________(verb) __________ (adverb) to catch our bus. When

I got home I __________(verb past tense) my mom for a

__________(adjective) day at the zoo.

#18

ohhh i get it now, im slow. oops

#19

That reminds me of that episode of Drawn Together where they had the “Mad Libber” villain and they could never figure out his clues because they put in “penis” for every word. Hilarious.

#20

Today I went to the zoo. I saw a five-assed(adjective)

screaming buttfish(noun) jumping up and down in its tree. He

yanked(verb: past tense) ferociously(adverb) through the

large tunnel that led to its neon blue (adjective)

penis(noun). I got some peanuts and passed them

through the cage to a gigantic gray __________(noun)

towering above my head. Feeding that animal made me

hungry. I went to get a __________(adjective) scoop of ice

cream. It filled my stomach. Afterwards I had to

__________(verb) __________ (adverb) to catch our bus. When

I got home I __________(verb past tense) my mom for a

__________(adjective) day at the zoo.

#21

Today I went to the zoo. I saw a five-assed(adjective)

screaming buttfish(noun) jumping up and down in its tree. He

yanked(verb: past tense) ferociously(adverb) through the

large tunnel that led to its neon blue (adjective)

penis(noun). I got some peanuts and passed them

through the cage to a gigantic gray*erect P3Nis(noun)

towering above my head. Feeding that animal made me horny.

I went to get a __________(adjective) scoop of ice

cream. It filled my stomach. Afterwards I had to

__________(verb) __________ (adverb) to catch our bus. When

I got home I __________(verb past tense) my mom for a

__________(adjective) day at the zoo.

#22

Today I went to the zoo. I saw a five-assed(adjective)

screaming buttfish(noun) jumping up and down in its tree. He

yanked(verb: past tense) ferociously(adverb) through the

large tunnel that led to its neon blue (adjective)

penis(noun). I got some peanuts and passed them

through the cage to a gigantic gray*erect P3Nis(noun)

towering above my head. Feeding that animal made me horny.

I went to get a sloppy(adjective) scoop of ice

cream. It filled my stomach. Afterwards I had to

__________(verb) __________ (adverb) to catch our bus. When

I got home I __________(verb past tense) my mom for a

__________(adjective) day at the zoo.
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#23

Today I went to the zoo. I saw a five-assed

screaming buttfish jumping up and down in its tree. He

yanked ferociously through the

large tunnel that led to its neon blue

penis. I got some peanuts and passed them

through the cage to a gigantic grayerect P3Nis

towering above my head. Feeding that animal made me horny.

I went to get a sloppy scoop of ice

cream. It filled my vag. Afterwards I had to

poop fire to catch our bus. When

I got home I __________(verb past tense) my mom for a

__________(adjective) day at the zoo.
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I had to get rid of those pesky parenthesis… this story is becoming very taramasalata!

#24

‘fire’ is an adverb? Do I need to break out into grammar lessons again?

#25

Today I went to the zoo. I saw a five-assed

screaming buttfish jumping up and down in its tree. He

yanked ferociously through the

large tunnel that led to its neon blue

penis. I got some peanuts and passed them

through the cage to a gigantic grayerect P3Nis

towering above my head. Feeding that animal made me horny.

I went to get a sloppy scoop of ice

cream. It filled my vag. Afterwards I had to

poop fire to catch our bus. When

I got home I felched (verb past tense) my mom for a

__________(adjective) day at the zoo.
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I had to get rid of those pesky parenthesis… this story is becoming very taramasalata!

#26

Today I went to the zoo. I saw a five-assed

screaming buttfish jumping up and down in its tree. He

yanked ferociously through the

large tunnel that led to its neon blue

penis. I got some peanuts and passed them

through the cage to a gigantic grayerect P3Nis

towering above my head. Feeding that animal made me horny.

I went to get a sloppy scoop of ice

cream. It filled my vag. Afterwards I had to

poop fire to catch our bus. When

I got home I felchedmy mom for a smashingly attractive set of hooters kinda day at the zoo.
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OKAY that was fun folks… now for a game of Mad Fibs. I’ll start.

I made poo in my pants. Wait, brb. I didn’t make poo in my pants. I mean someone else made poo in their pants. Ah fuck it this is stupid.

::slaps self::