Mad Libs Survey

Non-Phish General
#21

Today I went to the zoo. I saw a five-assed(adjective)

screaming buttfish(noun) jumping up and down in its tree. He

yanked(verb: past tense) ferociously(adverb) through the

large tunnel that led to its neon blue (adjective)

penis(noun). I got some peanuts and passed them

through the cage to a gigantic gray*erect P3Nis(noun)

towering above my head. Feeding that animal made me horny.

I went to get a __________(adjective) scoop of ice

cream. It filled my stomach. Afterwards I had to

__________(verb) __________ (adverb) to catch our bus. When

I got home I __________(verb past tense) my mom for a

__________(adjective) day at the zoo.

#22

Today I went to the zoo. I saw a five-assed(adjective)

screaming buttfish(noun) jumping up and down in its tree. He

yanked(verb: past tense) ferociously(adverb) through the

large tunnel that led to its neon blue (adjective)

penis(noun). I got some peanuts and passed them

through the cage to a gigantic gray*erect P3Nis(noun)

towering above my head. Feeding that animal made me horny.

I went to get a sloppy(adjective) scoop of ice

cream. It filled my stomach. Afterwards I had to

__________(verb) __________ (adverb) to catch our bus. When

I got home I __________(verb past tense) my mom for a

__________(adjective) day at the zoo.
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#23

Today I went to the zoo. I saw a five-assed

screaming buttfish jumping up and down in its tree. He

yanked ferociously through the

large tunnel that led to its neon blue

penis. I got some peanuts and passed them

through the cage to a gigantic grayerect P3Nis

towering above my head. Feeding that animal made me horny.

I went to get a sloppy scoop of ice

cream. It filled my vag. Afterwards I had to

poop fire to catch our bus. When

I got home I __________(verb past tense) my mom for a

__________(adjective) day at the zoo.
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I had to get rid of those pesky parenthesis… this story is becoming very taramasalata!

#24

‘fire’ is an adverb? Do I need to break out into grammar lessons again?

#25

Today I went to the zoo. I saw a five-assed

screaming buttfish jumping up and down in its tree. He

yanked ferociously through the

large tunnel that led to its neon blue

penis. I got some peanuts and passed them

through the cage to a gigantic grayerect P3Nis

towering above my head. Feeding that animal made me horny.

I went to get a sloppy scoop of ice

cream. It filled my vag. Afterwards I had to

poop fire to catch our bus. When

I got home I felched (verb past tense) my mom for a

__________(adjective) day at the zoo.
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I had to get rid of those pesky parenthesis… this story is becoming very taramasalata!

#26

Today I went to the zoo. I saw a five-assed

screaming buttfish jumping up and down in its tree. He

yanked ferociously through the

large tunnel that led to its neon blue

penis. I got some peanuts and passed them

through the cage to a gigantic grayerect P3Nis

towering above my head. Feeding that animal made me horny.

I went to get a sloppy scoop of ice

cream. It filled my vag. Afterwards I had to

poop fire to catch our bus. When

I got home I felchedmy mom for a smashingly attractive set of hooters kinda day at the zoo.
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OKAY that was fun folks… now for a game of Mad Fibs. I’ll start.

I made poo in my pants. Wait, brb. I didn’t make poo in my pants. I mean someone else made poo in their pants. Ah fuck it this is stupid.

::slaps self::

#27

this is too fuckin funny.

#28

so is this.