Rod Carew can eat my cashew!
^He converted.
Cashew? LMAO…
Halley’s Comet, I-said-a Halley’s Comet
How could you know that I lived in a desperate world?
How could you dream that we were all made out of stone?
What is the truth, what is the faithful lasting proof?
What is the central theme to this everlasting spoof?
Knock on my windows, link up the chains
It’s gotta be easy, no splinters no pain
It’s Cadillac rainbows and lots of spaghetti
And I love meatballs so you better be ready
I’m going down to the central part of town
I’m going down to the central part of town
Central part of town, I’m going down
I’m going down to the central part of town
[“Halley’s Comet” over doo-wop]
What did I do?
And don’t be blamin’ [color=red]eat my cashew
For everything I do to get the story
And everything I do to pull me in
And everything I say to get the title
But when they use it on me I reject it
What would you do if you ate my daddy’s shoes?
What would you say if it was naturally for you?
How would you feel if it rained on ???
How would you like to have your thick strawberry goo?
I’m sinking down, it’s a glorious feeling
To make a big difference, my body is reeling
Even Carl Sagan can’t shine my shoes
`Cause I know deep inside it’s got to ???
(mighty fine something)
I’m going down to the central part of town
I’m going down to the central part of town
I’m going down to the central part of town
I’m going down to the central part of town
Yeah I got it B, but wondered the reason for it?
::thinks of reason::
::thinks of season::
:: thinks of season salt::
::thinks of cilantro::
^ does he play for the dodger’s?
Maybe you are confusing him with Juan Pierre?
Perhaps!
They’ll both give you (the) runs!
::kicks self for avoiding this thread thinking one about an otherwise boring MLB season could be anything but boring::
::continues laughing what little ass he has left off::
::reflects that the previous sentence had to violate several grammatical rules::
::finds no care, returns to laughing::
Come rep your squad Fone! These sports threads are a great way to get out agression!
Yeah , My team wins three then gets swept, then wins three only to get swept… Damn man…
I think we have a lack of the RUNS…
Saw a ton of Red Sox fans downtown today… a ton.
Wasn’t sure why…
Then I remembered I really havent paid any attention to the Indians so far.
Time to start paying attention.
Ummmm…
Go Tribe.
^We travel well. Go Sox! (err…BoSox!)
Um, I just thought I wouldl throw this out there, and let the bashing begin, but the Cubs are the hottest team in baseball right now. Have been since the 2 weeks before the All Star Break. Good things on the horizon!
::Braces self for inevitable end of the season collapse::
Nuh uh!!