Man sells Cheeto shaped like Chuck Norris on Ebad

Ok… which one of you bought it???

::slowly raises hand::

::quickly lowers hand to wipe off cheetos residue::

::raises hand again::

i bought it: http://cgi.ebay.com/cheeto-norris-looks-like-chuck-roundhouse-kicking%20_W0QQitemZ130209310781QQihZ003QQcategoryZ1467QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

You shouldn’t fuck with cheeto chuck.

damn i had one last year that looked like jenne jamenson,but i ate her. oh i mean ate it.

^good call. I’ll have to save up for a few days for when somebody finds the one that looks like Bono.

If the Cheeto Chuck fought the Corn Flake that looked like the state of Indiana, who would win?

Stevo

there will be no fighting once i reveal my Jesus-burnt toast.

Wow, it really does look like him!

My goodness, so this is what humanity has come all this way for, so we can buy and sell food products that share the likeness (but not really) of others? I think I’m starting to hate our freedoms.

Indiana corn flake would totally kick Cheeto Chuck’s ass.

I mean, it’s a whole state vs. one man!

Yeah. Like Chuck Norris really counts as “Just one man.”

More like, Indiana is just one state!