masturbation

Non-Phish Meat
#1

#2

I’ve killed a lot of kittens.

#3

meh, im a dog kind of guy anyways.

#4

^^ This

#5

So is every adult in the world who masturbates considered a professional? Can one person be better at masturbation than another? How could this even be decided?

#6

only porn stars are professional masturbators, the rest of us are just amateurs.

#7

you’re only a professional if you get paid to do it…

#8

everytime a kitten dies god masturbates?

:think:

#9

if a kitten masturbates does it commit suicide?