masturbation.

me and Rosie P. were dating for quite some time, then we had a rough month or so, so we broke up and over the next few years i mingled with her 5 little friends, but about a year ago i broke up with the last of the sisters. so now, i choose the only way… WET DREAMS! ;D

2 hands?

haha, you bastard!

no i really have 2 girlfriends, but one is on hold for winter break.

^come on…everyone makes time for jerkin off…girlfriend or no girlfriend

True true.

I did this morning! It was great! ;D

I don’t indulge every week usually, but while it’s rare, some weeks I’ll have a couple of sessions. I think the reason I don’t do it as often is because when I do, I really go for it. We’re talking an hour of orgasm after orgasm, so a few times a month and I’m good to go!

:o

:oAnyone know how to remove cum from a computer keyboard? Crap!! :smiley:

I ENJOY MYSELF!!!

I really think this thread title needs an exclamation point instead of a period.

OK.

hahaha!

What a thread.

Here’s my input…

horrible luck with women
+this porn-machine
+marijuana


= frequent dates with Palmella Handerson

Don’t forget to add the remainder…

that’s just not fair.

i’ve heard that men can have multiple orgasms, and it happened to me accidentally twice i think, but “an hour of orgasm after orgasm”?

whatevs. thanks god. real cool.

oh yeah, 4-6.

but i once did it 16 times in one day. i was 14 and got my hands on my first porn tape. i just simply couldn’t stop.

Just to clarify, there is a brief resting point in between each one. Anywhere from 30 seconds to 2 or 3 mintues. I could continue well beyond an hour and possibly indefinitely, but I figure after an hour, I’m just being greedy :slight_smile:

Great!

I can only do it when there is no one else in the house, or there isn’t going to be anyone around for about half an hour. Because when i ejaculate i go blind for about 25 minutes.
one could say that my orgasms are the sexual equivalant to being punched in the eyes…repeatedly.

::gets the Jergins::

Hey greg…

…post that one anime pic that was the genesis for the MEAT thread.

For some reason, when I saw it, I literally could not stop laughing.

You know which one I’m talking about.