Sex is better and more satisfying than masturbation.
yes, that is the consensus from what I hear
To borrow a line from a different thread:
“Hey Ladies!!!”
-Moe Siszlak
Heh. I feel like a porn thread is an inevitable result of all of this…
I didn’t know at first but this shit’s really really funny!!! HAHAHHAAH
In the immortal words of Woody Allen:
“Masturbation is great. It’s sex with someone I love.”
4-6 is the number by the way.
Everyone needs a day off.
OK… who is going to be the brave woman to first answer? And remember, 0 = liar!
(4-6 for me by the way)
Funky Bitch has already answered, she just hasn’t commented…
At least according to the pole-vote-results.
^ Sorry… I never knew about the “View Poll Voters” feature… Damn you and your advanced internet know-how Vern!
You say my polls are wierd… what the fuck…
hahaha
So wait, you can see what people voted in the polls?! Isn’t that anti-democratic?!
…how do you do it?
We can not see who voted for what. We can see who voted.
when the wife don’t take the bait… masturbate! and even if she does, do it just because.
“My mother caught me, (Caught you?..Doing what?). You know!!!, (No, I don’t know). I was alone, (Ohhhhhhh).”
“I can hold out longer than you. (Care to make it interesting?)”
From then on started “The Contest”.
In high school, two good buddies of mine and I set up a contest of our own. I did cave in. Lost my 20 bucks. Anyway, Seinfeld rules.
It’s great, because you can totally relate Seinfeld to the daily life.
My routine: 1-3 times/week.
-Alex
^Oh yeah, forgot to add…and I prefer emptying my pipes in a pussy.
Well… I guess I’ll be the first to boldly go where no woman has gone on this thread…
I have to say, in all honesty 1-3 times a week… if I can sneak it from my husband. ( He always wants to watch and that TOTALLY ruins it for me… ) I can’t do it unless I have full uninteruppted access to the living room TV… and am alone at the house.
As for Greg’s ^^^ post about sex being better than masturbation… I would have to say that that is a typical response from a man, seeing as how y’all almost ALWAYS hit a home run when getting busy, while I guarentee you your women, no matter what they say, are only coming in at about 20%- 30%. ( sorry to burst y’alls bubbles!) yet when I engage in some self-love… I’m batting 1000% baby!!! Plus the orgasm feels 1 MILLION times better…
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Plus I feel like it’s easier for guys to do it , simply b/c you are afford the opportunity more. Y’all can do it in the shower, at the computer, on the couch, in the bed,… hell, anywhere there’s some lotion and a door that locks… 
Girls don’t have it that easy.
I suppose I’d want to jerk my gerkin more too if it was hanging outside my body, rubbing up against my leg all day long as a constant reminder saying “Hey!! I want to be touched!!!”
The woman has spoken! Big ups for the honesty, Moma…