May Day!!!!

I WANT TO KISS EVERYONE! :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*

CEREAL!!

^ I haven’t seen that much tongue since I accidently wandered into a mexican butchershop.
But I am very aroused…much like the time I accidently wandered into a mexican butchershop.

hahaha

May fucking rules for me. i get out of school on Sunday and am home for the summer (4 months), i’m going to see Radiohead on the 5th in west palm beach, fl, and for the rest of the month i have no obligations other than to wait. i’m living in israel for a month and 9 days for june!

What exactly is “May Day?”

At my college, the first weekend in May is designated “May Day weekend.” Mud volleyball, air guitar competition, etc. Biggest binge-drinking weekend on campus; bigger than homecoming, I think.

My senior year we made a hairy buffalo, which turned out pretty good. My last two years I started drinking/smoking so early that I was passed out before the sun went down on Saturday.

What is a hairy buffalo?

You take a gigantic container (like the Gatorade containers you see on football sidelines) and fill it with assorted liquors. I think we used vodka, everclear, whiskey, rum, and a little tequilla. Then you throw in a bunch of fruit - strawberries, apples, bananas, etc. We let it set for a couple of days. Then you drink it and anyone who wants to eat the fruit can slowly get drunk that way, too.

Oh yah, we used to do that all the time, we called it Bug Juice or Swamp Juice.

Mmmmm…riding the fruit train is tres dangereux.

Thanks Hank.

seriously, I need a kiss from someone, folks

I’m a desperate man.

Pucker up buttercup!

May day is also what you yell when your plane is running out of gas.
When I was in middle school. I had this laugh. I laughed so hard, but it was my quiet laugh, but my friend said it sounded just like a plane running out of gas, so she would say, “May Day! May Day!”
So that is what May Day means to me.
Happy May Day, you fools!

haha good story.

We call hairy buffalo’s mopwater down here, I think. I’ve never done that though. I like moonshine and fruit a lot. I would love to try a liquor suicide.

I’ve heard it called “jungle juice,” too.

Around these parts (and the college days in Dayton)…

Hairy buffalo had fruit, jungle juice did not.

So delicious.

I know it as Jungle Juice, but I haven’t had that stuff in 5 years I bet.

Good for house parties.