McCain really looking to impress Joe the Plumber!

Non-Phish General
#1

He’s making one last ditch effort to win the votes of Joe the Plumbers all over America by putting on one hell of a show! This guy knows what a Joe-Six pack wants to see. Joe-Six pack and Joe the Plumber don’t wanna play no stinkin’ basketball. There’s only one way to win the hearts of Joe the Sixer-Plumbers all over America, and that’s by giving them a show! That’s right, a show that a red state wants to see! They like 'em dirty and loud in dem red states! They wanna see some horsepower that could run over stuff in Iraq! YEAH!

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#2

BE THERE BE THERE BE THERE!!

#3

Sunday Sunday Sunday!!!

#4

yeehaw!

#5

hot DANG!

#6

Us, and them
And after all we’re only ordinary men.
Me, and you.
God only knows its noz what we would choose to do.
Forward he cried from the rear
And the front rank died.
And the general sat and the lines on the map
Moved from side to side.
Black and blue
And who knows which is which and who is who.
Up and down.
But in the end its only round and round.
Havent you heard its a battle of words
The poster bearer cried.
Listen son, said the man with the gun
Theres room for you inside.

I mean, theyre not gunna kill ya, so if you give em a quick short,
Sharp, shock, they wont do it again. dig it? I mean he get off
Lightly, cos I wouldve given him a thrashing - I only hit him once!
It was only a difference of opinion, but really…i mean good manners
Dont cost nothing do they, eh?

Down and out
It cant be helped but theres a lot of it about.
With, without.
And wholl deny its what the fightings all about?
Out of the way, its a busy day
Ive got things on my mind.
For the want of the price of tea and a slice
The old man died.