Message from Kali.

“hi!”

C+

ya know, big dude…my father…he never liked you.

Wow…kali’s hot…

(gets hit by thunderbolt)

Hot but slightly disturbing.

continues masturbating

i give her a 6.5/10. i mean, like, cut that hair girl! and the tierra? good lord, can someone say “gaaaaudy”?

Dude, bonus points for four arms.

Imagine the possibilities.

Indiana Jones: Kali Ma protects us! We are her children! We pledge our devotion to her with an offering of flesh… and blood!

Om nama shivaya.

Om nama shivaya.

Om nama shivaya.

Om nama shivaya.

Om nama shivaya.

Om nama shivaya.

Om nama shivaya.

::thump thump…thump thump::

Wrong film.

fuckin FINE!!!

i know. and the necklace of shrunken heads. really.

that skirt made out of arms too…a walking fashion disaster.

^ More like a grabbing fashion disaster.