Message from Ollie

Non-Phish General
#51

^^

shutup charlie.

#52

thanks Guelah :slight_smile:

#53

Let it be known that I love you guys, especially for all the parody threads of this one. I like to think of myself as that one friend you have where none of your friends like him but yet you all still hang out with him and talk to him because you’re too nice to tell him to take a jumping fuck at a rolling doughnut.

#54

Woah, woah, woah.

Where are these rolling donuts you speak of?

#55

fo rizzeal

me hungry

#56

“jumping fuck at a rolling doughnut.”

HAHAHAHA! Oh my goodness, that was the funniest thing I’ve heard all day.

I like you now, just for that.

'cause until now, I always hated your guts. Not only that, but I told all my friends that I really didn’t hang out with you so they didn’t make fun of me. I’m serial.

#57

Yea…maybe but how can anyone hang out with you if you don’t go to any shows because of social anxiety?? ???

#58

i was gonn ago meet greg tomorrow actually then i discovered that tickets to dylan at the toledo zoo were 75 dollars.

the i checked the ones for the show here tonight and they were 85 dollars.

fuck, right?

RIGHT!?!?

i coulda met GREG!!

and now i cant.

because dylan wants to charge too much.

thanks, bob.

#59

and is there any reason why your plans don’t involve sucker-punching Greg and stealing his ticket?

and then a quick left hook to charliejack?

:smiley:

#60

Hey, I’m going with my Dad. Be nice.

#61

^^see…i dont wanna have to fight mr. greg too…ya know?

#62

anyone left hooks me, they get a throwing star to the heart.

it’s only made of paper but it’s real pointy and it’ll smart a little bit.

so watch yer asses.

#63

::gets caught encouraging a left hook to charlie::

::watches own ass::

::feels a paper throwing star hit heart::

#64

that’s right. don’t make me call Star Wars Kid.

#65

^heh.

Okay, maybe it should go:

Greg and Neck BOTH go see Dylan and hang out for a while, obtaining tickets by sucker-punching The Man > fat segue into everyone likes Charlie > into Ollie comes back > all take giant jumping fuck into rolling doughnut > watching our asses > paper throwing stars hit Star Wars kid right to the heart > Weekapaug.

#66

This thread is starting to piss me off for some reason.

#67

your ass sucks canal water.

#68

tell him about period fucking

#69

^bleck.

it’ll happen though. oh yes, it will happen.

#70

i just realized that i unconciously assume that you usually are pissed for no other reason on earth other than your avatar.

i need to check the member pics more often.