How dare you say that to me!! I’m going to fucking sue you until you die from it!!
You really think I take this place that seriously?? If I did I would have huffed and ranted and deleted my account like Vern and Ollie did. Pretty much nobody likes me or agrees with me here, so if I took it seriously I would’ve left long ago.
I understand now that this is all an elaborate conspiracy to get involved in your crazy sports cult voting game. What did you put in my coffee? I think I’m god.
Let it be known that I love you guys, especially for all the parody threads of this one. I like to think of myself as that one friend you have where none of your friends like him but yet you all still hang out with him and talk to him because you’re too nice to tell him to take a jumping fuck at a rolling doughnut.
HAHAHAHA! Oh my goodness, that was the funniest thing I’ve heard all day.
I like you now, just for that.
'cause until now, I always hated your guts. Not only that, but I told all my friends that I really didn’t hang out with you so they didn’t make fun of me. I’m serial.