misheard song lyrics

It’s been said.

“Everybody’s gonna it’s been said”? I don’t hear it.

I found this particularly funny. I only want it PART of the day.

Wait…that’s not the lyric? I totally thought it was! Except I thought it was “A dose”

(Looks up lyrics online) Well I’ll be damned. I like my version better.

Mine as a kid was Duran Duran’s “A View to a Kill”…The chorus was “dance into the fire” and I thought it was “dance into the spider” and as a kid I just pictured this couple dancing a waltz right into the arms of a huge spider…it’s part of why I liked the song back then.

Deep Purple - Smoke on the Water

Sloooow motion Walter
Fire engine guy!

“Grass” - Animal Collective

upon first listen I thought
“I was walkin on my feet
just like my father”

was
“I was smokin all my weed
just like my father”

I think the song’s title had something to do with that too.

not for nothing but “song” totally rhymes with “along” much better than “psalm” does.

“Rye Rye Rocco
Marco is squendolous.”

As if squenolous was an adjective. It wouldn’t be the first time Phish had made up a word to fit a song.

Skid Row’s “18+ Life”, which hey, how’d that song get into our lives, right?

right lyrics:
18 and life you got it

misheard:
18 and life, reta®ded

Welcome this is a Farmhouse
We have Cluster flies alas
and this time of year
is bad
There is little we can do
Botswana

Not actually misheard. rather intentionally misconstrued for humor.

^Yeah I got a lot o them.
Prince (from “Gold”):
Correct: “All that glitters … ain’t gold.”
Not correct: “All that glitters … ankle.”

I may have to start referring to things as “squendolous” from now on. It’s not a real word but it SHOULD be.

And let’s not forget “Hold me closer, Tony Danza” if only because it was mentioned on Friends.

^lol, yep.

Reminds me of “Sister Golden Hair” by America ~ the tag at the end, where they sound like they’re probably singing “Oom-doom-bop-mmboo dah” or some shit, over and over, I like to insist that there are actually lyrics there: “Hindu Bob & Jew Bob.”

Check it out, you’ll never go back.

I used to hear:

46 Days and Nicole ran out…

It’s not really all that funny or anything, just thought I’d share.

things are true that i forget ,but no one taught that to me yet
i see the rainbow yeddy

Take a peek at the cheetah, Reba
cheetah on the prowl in a cage
sink a boulder in the water
tie a cable to a tree

was basically sung by me as scat up until boulder in the water

Heh…I just heard it on the radio at work…“Head games” by Foreigner.

The main line is:

HEAD GAMES! It’s you and me baby
HEAD GAMES! I can’t take it anymore

For a while it really sounded like he was saying “THAT’S GAY!” instead of “Head games.” And for the record, I still sing “that’s gay” when I hear this song because that’s generally my opinion of the song.

^lol! classic.

Mound… I heard it this way for years!

Actual:
“And it’s time, time, time for the last rewind
For a broken old man and a world unkind”

Tom
“And it’s time, time, time for the last tray of wine
For a broken old man in a world unkind.”