OK, This is inspired by the “Lyric Game” in Gen. Phish Discussion. Quote a line from a movie, and the next person guesses the movie title, and posts another line. In order to keep it less difficult and funny, let’s stick with only comedies, for now. I’ll start it with an easy one:
“Have you ever looked at the back of a twenty dollar bill, ON WEED?”
^ John Stewart in Half-Baked, right?
Yep, you got a quote?
mind if i step in?
“Oh, boys! Lookee what I got heyuh.”
“Hey, where the white women at?!”
^Ha! Blazing Saddles. Here’s one:
“I got worms”
Oh yeah, that part. Huh. Umm. I suck at this, and I don’t watch many movies, and the ones I do watch aren’t usually comedies, but…here:
“Weather conditions have improved tremendously over the mainland, so you won’t have any trouble at all seeing the target. Of course, we mustn’t forget, that means that they won’t have any trouble at all seeing you.”
Nobody is ever going to get this one without some Internet help. 
Dumb and Dumber > Dr. Strangelove.
“Give me a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it quick, I’m in a god-damn hurry.”
Smokey and the Bandit
“Hi, my name is Rod, and I like to party.”
hot rod - rod
Nice
Now
I’m gonna punch you in the ovary, that’s what I’m gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker.
Ron Burgandy, Anchorman!
“Well, suppose we ain’t got no union cards and go in there and start playin’ anyway? Whatcha gonna do about that? You gonna stop us, Stein? Ha. You’re gonna look pretty funny tryin’ to eat corn on the cob with no fuckin’ teeth!”
Blues Brothers.
“You don’t have to go to college. This isn’t Russia. Is this Russia? This isn’t Russia.”
Haha!
Caddyshack.
“It’s Mega Maid. She’s gone from suck to blow.”
LOL.
Spaceballs.
"True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend… "
old school.
“Wherewolf?
…
There…There wolf”
Young Frankenstein.
“I was the last one left after the nuclear holocaust, eh. The whole world had been destroyed, like U.S. blew up Russia and Russia blew up U.S. Fortunately, I had been offworld at the time. There wasn’t much to do. All the bowling alleys had been wrecked. So’s I spent most of my time looking for beer.”
Young Frankenstein
“Me and, uh, the driver. I’m not handling the money, driving the car and talking on the phone all at the same time.”
Big Lebowski
“I wish I could crawl into one of those right now. I’d eat my way out from the inside.”
WOAH WOAH WOAH.
Do I not exist?
Sorry, blame reference…I just looked at the last post up. I would answer yours but you have me stumped on that one.
^ No need to be sorry, I will just move it down here, and phishref can try his hand at this one:
“I was the last one left after the nuclear holocaust, eh. The whole world had been destroyed, like U.S. blew up Russia and Russia blew up U.S. Fortunately, I had been offworld at the time. There wasn’t much to do. All the bowling alleys had been wrecked. So’s I spent most of my time looking for beer.”