wiphan FTW!
jk
Lets get something a bit easier out there to get the game back on track.
“Hug hug, kiss kiss, hug hug, big kiss, little hug, kiss kiss, little kiss”
haha…nacho libre
-What are you doing? I arranged for that man’s safety!
*Command doesn’t give a fuck about him. They just want you.
-You’ll be shot for this outrage!
*No, I’ll be chewed out. I’ve been chewed out before
a new movie…not necessarily a comedy but i laughed through it
Streetbum, you have succeeded in derailing this thread. j/k
Hint please.
^^inglorious basterds
“Not so fast El Guapo! Or I’ll pump you so full of lead you’ll be using your dick for a pencil!”
“What do you mean?”
“I don’t know.”
Three Amigos-Great movie!
“And I like Vicki, and she like me back! And she showed me her boobies and I like them too!”
Ha, Water Boy I think.
“Do you mind if we dance with your dates?”
Oooooh, Animal House!
Didn’t even need to use The Google on that one.
“Spaghetti-O’s with meat!”
love movies man so ill throw any quote out there…also i think all our brains can handle quotes outside of comedy.
It wasn’t the outsidedness (<new word) of comedy that threw me off. It was the newness of the flick. It went untouched for a day or two, so it was time for help. No worries. 
Back to the game:
understandable…
adventures in babysitting
-Big deal! Did you get in her pants?
*She’s not that kind of girl, ______.
-Why? Does she have a penis?
i had to take out the name otherwise it would have been a dead give away
booger-Revenge of the Nerds
“I had a mother lined up for him, but she’s bangin’ the Pepperidge Farm guy and the kid won’t stop peeing and throwing up, he’s like a cocker spaniel.”
big daddy?
-Now each battalion has a specific code-name and mission. Battalion 5, raise your hands! You will be the all important first defense wave, which we will call “Operation Human Shield”.
*Hey, wait a minute…
-Now keep in mind, ‘Operation Human Shield’ will suffer heavy losses. But don’t lose your spirit men! Stay until the bitter end. Battalion 14? Right, you are ‘Operation Get Behind The Darkies’. You will follow Battalion 5 here and try not to get killed for God’s Sake. Are there any questions men?
South Park
I don’t have a good quote to add - someone jump in
Well, you see, I didn’t know where your office was. So I asked the newsboy. He didn’t know. So I asked the fireman, the green grocerer, the butcher, the baker, they didn’t know! But the liquor store guy… he knew.
Roger Rabbit-That’s been on Encore and Stars for the past two months, or there’s no way I would have known it.
"Yeah, because if your fuckin’ is anything like your police work then you couldn’t hit the G-spot on a twelve pound pussy. "
same movie:
“He’s nuttier than squirrel turds”
“A little extra cheese on the taco?”
^ok. That was Me, Myself, and Irene. Here’s something a little more recent:
“You just got killed by a Daewoo Lamos, Bitch!”
pineapple express?
“I will need two pieces of identification.
Ah yes…I have my temporary driver’s license, and my astronaut application form… I didn’t pass that though, I failed everything but the date of birth.”
The Jerk
“I’ve been thinking with my gut since I was fourteen years old and, frankly speaking, I’ve come to the conclusion that my guts have shit for brains.”
uncle