understandable…
adventures in babysitting
-Big deal! Did you get in her pants?
*She’s not that kind of girl, ______.
-Why? Does she have a penis?
i had to take out the name otherwise it would have been a dead give away
booger-Revenge of the Nerds
“I had a mother lined up for him, but she’s bangin’ the Pepperidge Farm guy and the kid won’t stop peeing and throwing up, he’s like a cocker spaniel.”
big daddy?
-Now each battalion has a specific code-name and mission. Battalion 5, raise your hands! You will be the all important first defense wave, which we will call “Operation Human Shield”.
*Hey, wait a minute…
-Now keep in mind, ‘Operation Human Shield’ will suffer heavy losses. But don’t lose your spirit men! Stay until the bitter end. Battalion 14? Right, you are ‘Operation Get Behind The Darkies’. You will follow Battalion 5 here and try not to get killed for God’s Sake. Are there any questions men?
South Park
I don’t have a good quote to add - someone jump in
Well, you see, I didn’t know where your office was. So I asked the newsboy. He didn’t know. So I asked the fireman, the green grocerer, the butcher, the baker, they didn’t know! But the liquor store guy… he knew.
Roger Rabbit-That’s been on Encore and Stars for the past two months, or there’s no way I would have known it.
"Yeah, because if your fuckin’ is anything like your police work then you couldn’t hit the G-spot on a twelve pound pussy. "
same movie:
“He’s nuttier than squirrel turds”
“A little extra cheese on the taco?”
^ok. That was Me, Myself, and Irene. Here’s something a little more recent:
“You just got killed by a Daewoo Lamos, Bitch!”
pineapple express?
“I will need two pieces of identification.
Ah yes…I have my temporary driver’s license, and my astronaut application form… I didn’t pass that though, I failed everything but the date of birth.”
The Jerk
“I’ve been thinking with my gut since I was fourteen years old and, frankly speaking, I’ve come to the conclusion that my guts have shit for brains.”
uncle
High Fidelity
"The young bull says to the old bull, ‘hey, let’s run down there and fuck one of those cows.’
The old bull looks at the young bull and says ’ how about we walk down and fuck all of them?’"
colors…I wouldn’t have got that if it wasnt for my old man being a huge robert duvall fan.
B: I’m The Boss.
S: I thought he was The Boss.
B: Why? Do we look alike? So you were gonna tell me something?
S: I don’t know, you brought me here.
B: Yes. But back when you thought I was him.
S: I didn’t think you were him, I thought he was you. And I was trying to tell him - you that you picked up the wrong guy.
B: The wrong guy for what?
S: Whatever it is you wanna see me about.
B: Do you know what I wanna see you about?
S: No.
B: Then how do you know I got the wrong guy?
S: Cause I’m not…
B: Maybe I want to give you $96,000. In that case do I still have the wrong guy?
S: Do you wanna give me $96,000?
B: No, do you wanna give me $96,000?
S: No, should I?
B: I don’t know, should you?
S: I don’t know, should I?
B: [pause] Long story - short.
S: I think we’re well passed that.
B: I bet it was that mouth that got you that nose.
S: Okay, I’m under the impression that you’re under the impression that I owe you $96,000…?
B: No, you owe Slim Hopkins $96,000. You owe Slim, Slim owes me. You owe me.
^Morgan Freeman, Bruce Willis, Josh Hartnet
Lucky Number Slevin puke
“When life hands you lemons, just say fuck the lemons and bail.”
^i actualy liked that movie…but to each his own
forgetting sarah marshal
"Brad probably loaned the car to the Pope. Don’t let the hat fool you, Man, the Pope’s a crazy fucker. He probably blessed the car, got wasted and drove it off a fucking cliff. "
Moving
I had to Google that quote, but now the game is back on.
“No, African war zone, ship of death!”
Ooohhh…popular thread.
That last quote is from Sahara. 2005 not 1943.
“The bones tell me nothing.”
WILLOW!
"I don’t even know a fucking Jew who’d have the balls to say that. Let me get this straight: you don’t ever tip? "
reservoir dogs
D: What’s with the fucking mouse?
F: He’s my partner. He sniffs out drugs. You know, I just send him through his little hole, he’s gone for a while, and then he comes back with the heroin.
D: Oh, yeah, I heard of that.
F: You heard of that? Yeah.
People used to think I looked like Serpico when that movie came out.
This one is really easy, but it’s one of my favorites…
A fellow will remember a lot of things you wouldn’t think he’d remember. You take me. One day, back in 1896, I was crossing over to Jersey on the ferry, and as we pulled out, there was another ferry pulling in, and on it there was a girl waiting to get off. A white dress she had on. She was carrying a white parasol. I only saw her for one second. She didn’t see me at all, but I’ll bet a month hasn’t gone by since that I haven’t thought of that girl.