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#21

Strange Brew

I know we’ve only known each other four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days. And the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days. And the fifth day you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day, and then you came back and later on the sixth day, in the evening, when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half. I have it written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it.

#22

Goddamn that sounds familiar. And “Strange Brew” was so obvious, can’t believe I couldn’t guess, that eh?

#23

^^ The Jerk

“Man, both of y’all shut the fuck up. Both of y’all acting like some motherfuckin bitches. Shit. Scared to peel these punk-ass nigga’s cap. Now, give me my motherfucking joint, nigga.”

#24

My buddy in high school TRIED AND TRIED to get me to like Strange Brew. I just could not get into it. The only part that I laughed at was when the dog was flying and his cape falls off.

I don’t know why, but that cracked me up.

#25

Friday?

#26

Menace II Society

“Get your fokkin’ tentacle out of my face!”

#27

District 9

“Popeye’s Chicken is fucking awesome!”

#28

little nicky

“I’ve been thinking about this. If I’m here… and you’re here… doesn’t that make it our time?”

#29

^Goonies

“The lights are growing dim Otto. I know a life of crime has led me to this sorry fate, and yet, I blame society. Society made me what I am”

“That’s bullshit. You’re a white suburban punk just like me.”

“Yeah, but it still hurts.”

#30

Repo Man

I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this fcking face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you’ll see this fcking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fck I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little fck, none of you little fcks out there. I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little fck. Then I rub my nose with it.

#31

Jay and silent bob

wrong,
fast times at ridgemont high

"No, man, like hey, man. Wow. I was watching this object man, li-like the satellite that we saw the other night, right? And, like, it was going right across the sky, man, and then… I mean it just suddenly, uh, it just changed direction and went whizzin right off, man. It flashed… "

#32

I was wondering when that was coming out.-Easy Rider

“Making sex is like Chinese dinner. It ain’t over til you both get your cookies.”

#33

Wow, Easy Rider is a comedy?

#34

Yea, there have been a couple non-comedies. Oh well, It hasn’t jammed things up, yet. :sunglasses:

#35

Outside Providence

"Decide you must, how to serve them best. If you leave now, help them you could; but you would destroy all for which they have fought, and suffered. "

#36

good ol Yoda
Star Wars: Empire

and i have always found easy rider as a drama/dark comedy

“We’ve got one spot left. You guys got any new material?”
“What we got’s gonna turn your brain into shit.”

#37

Tenacious D : Pick Of Destiny

“I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I’ll be watching you.”

#38

full metal jacket

“I’m gonna rip the eyes out of your head and piss in your dead skull!”

#39

A few good men-What do you guys have against comedies?

Main: Oh my God, Old Man Clemens hates shit.
Frank: Shh, here he comes.
Old Man Clemens: Who the hell is it? What do you want? Judas Priest, Barbara, it’s one of those flaming bags again.
Barbara: Don’t put it out with your boots, Ted.
Old Man Clemens: Don’t tell me my business, Devil Woman. Call the fire department, this one’s outta control.
[Old Man Clemens steps on the bag, then lifts up his boot and smells]
Old Man Clemens: Eck, poop again.
Main: He called the shit “poop”.
Frank: This is the best night of my life.

#40

^Billy Madison

“These are OR scrubs”
“Oh Are they?”