^Rushmore
Chick: "How long have you known about this? "
dude 1 : "First we’ve heard of it. "
dude 2: "Couple of days. "
[dudes look at each other]
dude 1: "Couple of days. "
dude 2: "First we’ve heard of it. "
^That’s a little tough, maybe a little vague, as well. Can we get a hint?
^^Looked it up. I had to, it was killing me. I won’t give it away, but it’s something most people probably have not seen.
In the meantime:
“Then me and Mick are gonna wing on over to London and jam with the stones. Where did you get this jacket?”
It’s a B-movie that I thought this group may have seen, Ice Pirates. Has anyone seen it? I love that movie, it’s so bad it’s good. Didn’t mean to kill the board. 
Oh, Ice Pirates! Yeah I used to love that movie. It was a shining moment for the vertically challenged.
Then we had another “Fast Times” quote.
Guy 1: “You’re in big trouble though, pal. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!”
Guy 2: [laughing] “You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?”
Guy 1: [long pause] “No!”
Happy Gilmore
“We’re on a mission from God.”
Blues Brothers
“Vegas Baby…Vegas”
I suppose that could be a number of films, but Ill go with “Swingers”
Guy1: “But why do they put a guarantee on the box?”
Guy2: “Because they know all they sold ya was a guaranteed piece of shit. That’s all it is, isn’t it? Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for now, for your customer’s sake, for your daughter’s sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality product from me.”
Tommy Boy.
“Did he say ‘making fuck’?”
CLERKS!!!
“Man, there’s not a year goes by, not one year, that I don’t here about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid that could have easily been avoided if some parent, I don’t care which one, but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator!”
Mallrats.
“I feel good I feel great I feel wonderful I feel good I feel great I feel wonderful I feel good I feel great I feel wonderful I feel good I feel great I feel wonderful I feel good I feel great I feel wonderful I feel good I feel great I feel wonderful”
What about Bob?
“Hey, you know, fuck you, man. Any moron with a pack of matches can set a fire. Raining down sulphur is like an endurance trial man. Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, outside of soccer.”
Dogma!
Am I hallucinating here? Just what in the hell do you think you’re doing?"
“Learning about Cuba, and having some food.”
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
Now THAT was a shared moment!
Damn! ^I know this, but hmmm. To be continued…
Ok, it came to me in a dream…Chasing Amy
“I watch the stock market channel all the time - I just watch because I suspect that anchor man of being an evil leprechaun… he can bullshit everybody else, but he ain’t fooling me.”
^I call Bullshit. A dream my ass! You cheated! Admit it! I’ve looked up a few of these but never posted the answer when i found it. Just come clean man and all will be forgiven.
Have you not seen my other Kevin Smith quotes? I am a fan of his movies. Cheating would be typing “SKIP” and moving on to the next one. But you are right about the dream. That was a George Carlin quote and total BS.
I have no idea what you’re talking about. 
In the spirit of another current thread, here’s my contribution:
“No, I need to B my L on someone’s T’s.”