::In best Austrian voice:: “I just waaant to eaat”
who eats cock?
This guy loves the cock, real gay.
“I was the last one left after the nuclear holocaust, eh. The whole world had been destroyed, like U.S. blew up Russia and Russia blew up U.S. Fortunately, I had been offworld at the time. There wasn’t much to do. All the bowling alleys had been wrecked. So’s I spent most of my time looking for beer.”
Where shall I go to find my bride?..Ah…QUEENS!!!
[while standing at the entrance to the Triple Rock church watching the service with much dancing and Hallelujah choruses, a heavenly light shines down on Jake and he has an epiphany]
Jake: The band… the band…
Reverend Cleophus James: DO YOU SEE THE LIGHT?
Jake: THE BAND!
Reverend Cleophus James: DO YOU SEE THE LIGHT?
Elwood: What light?
Reverend Cleophus James: HAVE YOU SEEEEN THE LIGHT?
Jake: YES! YES! JESUS H. TAP-DANCING CHRIST… I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT!
I AM A GOLDEN GOD!!!
Russell, I think we need to work on your final words.
EXCELLENT!!!
you rock, rock
BOGUS!!!
Wanna get drunk and fool around?
i want my two dollars.
Go fuck yourself.
Thats no moon… it’s a space station…
-Oh, Mr. Acme never misses a night that Jessica performs.
-He’s got a thing for rabbits huh?
“With minor post-mortem lacerations and abrasions. Bite marks indicate typical non- frenzy feeding pattern of large squali, possibly carchaninus lonimanus, or isurus glaucas. Gross tissue loss and post-mortem erosion of bite surfaces prevent detailed analysis; however, teeth and jaws of the attacking squali must be considered above average for these waters.”
This was no boat accident.
oh what now, wolves?
You wouldn’t have liked it Dad, there were rats.