Movie quotes as story thread

Rodents of Unusual Size? I don’t think they exist.

ABAZABBA, you’re my only friend.

“he says he doesn’t like you…i don’t like you either.”

-------------“ok, i’ll be careful…”

“YOU’LL BE DEAD!!”

“hey i’ll assess all i want to pal…oh look at you, you can’t even pass”

"An innocent girl, a harmless drive. What could possibly go wrong? "

And I though they just smelled bad on the outside…

“sshhiiiiiiiittt, i’d knock the DUST off that pussy!”

Virgins, I can’t get enough of them.

“no…man…don’t…don’t say those things man…that’s ugly”

You’re not dying, you just can’t think of anything better to do.

hey i only came here to do 2 things man, kick some ass and drink beer… looks like we’ll be out of beer soon

Only two things come out of Texas, steers and queers, and you don’t look much like a bull to me.

maaaaannnn ain’t nobody tryin’ to hear that bullshit!

You can dispense with the pleasantries, commander, I’m here to put you back on schedule.

Impressive…most impressive!!

Ty: You take drugs Danny?
Danny: Everyday.
Ty: Good, then what’s your problem?
Danny: I don’t know.

fuck it dude, lets go bowlin’

along these lines…

Smails: What’d you shoot today, Ty?
Webb: Oh, I don’t keep score.
Smails: Well how do you measure yourself with other golfers?
Webb: By height.

Czervik: I bet you a hundred bucks you slice!!
Smail: Gambling is illegal at Bushwood, and I NEVER slice!
::Proceeds to slice his ball into the woods::
Czervik: Alright, you can owe me.

Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na…