Gordie: Suck my fat one, you cheap dime store hood.
“No, I will not make out with you. Did ya hear that? This girl wants to make out with me in the middle of class. You got Chlorophyll Man up there talking about God knows what and all she can talk about is making out with me. I’m here to learn, everybody, not to make out with you. Go on with the chlorophyll.”
“would it be completely innapropriate if i ask you to have sex with me right now?”
you mean coitus?
“oooohhhh I wanna suck youze twos dicks off!”
What the shit is the internet?
“It is life from lifelessness”
“That plate in the living room, Where would you get something like that, an antique shop downtown? (waits for over the phone answer). England, oh ok…”
“Money is the world’s curse.”
“May the Lord smite me with it. And may I never recover.”
I’m not talkin’ ‘bout pleasure boatin’ or day sailin’. I’m talkin’ ‘bout workin’ for a livin’. I’m talkin’ ‘bout sharkin’!
Fucking dog. Fucking coach. Fucking Americans.
smoke dat mother fucker like it ain’t no thang!
Whatta you wavin’ your hand around like that? You think you jedi or somethin’?
-Shnicktidy shnicktidy schnide!!
-You see, what he’s doing is imitating Wolverine’s berserker attack.
never had one lesson.
Crazy drunk drivers!
Viceroy, I don’t want this stunted piece of slime in my sight again!
HOOPER drives the boat Chief
… Hey you, … get your damn hands off …
“You hate people!”
“I know. I hate people, but I love gatherings. Isn’t that ironic?”