DECK OFFICER: Sir, the temperature’s dropping too rapidly.
HAN: That’s right. And my friend’s out in it.
DECK OFFICER: Your Tauntaun’ll freeze before you reach the first marker.
HAN: Then I’ll see you in hell
you know nothing of hell
You tell 'em I’m coming…and hell’s coming with me, you hear?
If Jesus Christ came back today and saw what was being done in his name, he’d never stop throwing up.
break the wrist and walk away…just break the wrist and walk away.
SO much time and SO little to see…
wait a minute…
strike that…reverse it.
ETCETERA ETCETERA!! You win nothing!!
If you will not be turned; you will be destroyed…
I’ve got a bad feeling about this…
HEY! Pinnochio! Where do ya think you’re going?!
^ Awesome, Jawbone.
No, I’ve never seen that. I’ve never seen anyone drive their garbage out to the curb and beat the hell out of it with a stick.
I’m pleased and happy to repeat the news that we have, in fact, caught and killed a large predator that supposedly injured some bathers. But, as you see, it’s a beautiful day, the beaches are open and people are having a wonderful time. Amity, as you know, means “friendship”.
A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest man.
i just felt like running
I JUST WANT TO EAT
i love lamp
Crooked cop: Get everyone!
Thug: Everyone?
Cop: EVVEERRRYYOONNNNEEEE!
That was Spaceball 1…and they’ve gone to plaid!
i wonder what happened to the Oneders
Never tell me the odds!