::steps onto poetry stage and lights candle and ciggarette::
Woman…
Whoa-MAN!
Judge: “Gambling is illegal at Bushwood…and besides, I never slice”
slices drive
Judge: “Damn!”
Al: “OK, you can owe me.”
Al Czervik: [to his Asian companion] I hear this place is restricted, Wang, so don’t tell 'em you’re Jewish, okay?
Dong, where i my automobile?
what, you buy a hat like this i bet you get a free bowl of soup…oh it looks good on you though!
you wanna make $14 the hard way?
i want this entire pool scrubbed, steralized and disenfected!
and then
No ‘and then’!
here’s a cool website. the “caddyshack” quotes had me howling with delight.
WHOOOOOOOOAAAAAA MAN!
how about a little hand for this thing called…love
Back the fuck up Antonio!
If I work late, you work late, because if you can’t work late, I can’t work late, and if I can’t work late then…I CAN’T WORK LATE!!
Our (read: OKP) shennaingans are clever and funny, their (read: PT) shennaigans are sad and tragic.
I swear to God I’m going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans."
How about I puch-a-size your face, for free?!
In terms of this thread, 11alizard2 is king. It seems every one he posts cracks me up not only because they’re funny, but because they usually come from my favorite movies, too.
(^what movie’s that from?)
“Lookin’ good Barry!”
Feelin’ good Louis!
-GHOST-rider, requesting a fly-by.
-Negative GHOST-rider, pattern is full.
That one’s for you G2K