i like you
i like sex
its nice
She dead?! …Heigh fivve!
shake 'n bake!
The magicman…'casue now you see me…now you don’t!
and i thought they smelled bad…on the outside
Gifts?..what gifts?..R2, you’re playing the wrong message!
“you been using my hair treatment?”
How would you like it if I made your life a living hell?
Well, Lois, I’m not quite ready for a relationship right now, but maybe I’ll give you a call sometime. Your number still 911?
“That boys got a huge noggin, He’ll be cryin himself to sleep tonight on his huge pillow.”
-Merry New Year
-That’s “happy.” In this country we say “Happy New Year.”
-Oh, ho, ho, thank you for correcting my English which stinks!
thank you for my festive sweater!
It was a Cosby sweater, a COSSSBBY sweat-ah!
well theres all sorts of lesser imps and demons but the great satan himself has red scaley skin, a bifurcated tongue and carries a hay fork.
It’s alright, it’s okay, there’s something to live for…Jesus told me so!
in the highways and the hedges…i’ll be somewhere a-working for my lord.
You’ve been pinching loaves on the lawn? I play croquet out there!
Ok, it’s $1 to see it, $2 to touch it…
YOU GET A GODDAM JOB BEFORE SUNDOWN OR WE’RE SHIPPING YOUR ASS OFF TO MILITARY SCHOOL WITH THE GODDAM FINKELSTEIN SHIT KID!
SON OF A BITCH!
This is pitiful. A thousand people freezing their butts off waiting to worship a rat. What a hype. Well, it used to mean something in this town. They used to pull the hog out, and they used to eat it. You’re hypocrites, all of you!
fuck a lot of women, Dwayne