my bad idea

Non-Phish General
#1

so i went grocery shopping and picked up some fresh jalapenos for a little extra kick in the turkey sandwiches i’m planning on subsiding on for the next week.

as i was making my delicious turkey sandwich dinner last night, i popped the remaining end of one of the jalapenos i chopped up in my naiive mouth and ate it. sweet holy crap it was hot! i didn’t think they were that hot, but i’ve never eaten one raw. even after finishing the sandwich and two glasses of milk my mouth was still burning more than a little.

anyway, fast forward to about 3 AM or thereabouts. i am rudely awoken from sleep by a horrible cramping pain in the lower intestine/bowel/ass area. i try to ignore the sensation and return to oblivion, but my ass demands i get up (and fast). so, foggy and rather groggy i stumble to the throne. what commenced at that point was so much more sensational and awakening than black coffee or even raw human adrenal gland.

it seems the pain that i felt hours earlier in my face-hole was intensified, purified and killerfied in my stomach, and exited my body with a fury that literally made me dance in a sitting position, whilst crying and begging for mercy. i’ve never felt such burning hate. why, i asked, was this happening to me? then i remembered the pepper and made a solemn vow to never do that again.

and that was my bad idea.

happy saturday.

#2

i wanna be just like you when i grow up

#3

Milk?

#4

be sure to eat your wheaties smoke your weedies.

^^yep, milk. i heard it’s supposed to cool down the burn from hot peppers. it’s a lie though.

#5

You need to eat ice cream after a pepper.

Then in the middle of the night when you are doing the porcelain dance, you can chant “come on ice cream!”

#6

^ Cheech!

Bread works best for a burning mouf!

#7

at least you didn’t use an habernero. i made some salsa once, had a chopped up habernero in it. took a bite of the salsa, had a tiny piece of habernero on the chip. i was knocked literally off my feet. i crawled into the bathroom and threw up.

#8

You know, I love spicy foods, but have never had a pepper raw like that…

I put hot sauce on everything, but for some reason never have peppers… I’ll have to put that on my list of things to do.

#9

ive eaten raw peppers and thankfully have never experienced this ass fire that mr jackarelli described above.

i would however suggest that next time, charlieJ, you use the pepper as a suppository to bypass the whole eating it thing. cut to the chase…ya know.

#10

WOW THAT SUCKS MANG

I GENERALLY STAY AWAY FROM REALLY SPICY SHIT

MEDIUM SALSA IS EVEN A BIT QUESTIONABLE

#11

i’ve been curious for a long time about the fabled habenaro, but it won’t ever happen.

here’s why.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHARlPfOugY

#12

Why are you yelling?

#13

wussy. shall I adjust your bra for you? :stuck_out_tongue:

#14

A good friend was once cooking with habeneros and other assorted peppers a while back.

Wasn’t thinking too much, and went to pee.

Well, after holding the peppers, and applying those same hands to himself to help aim…

Let me just say he was screaming in hot, hot pain.

Wash yo hands everybody!

#15

Just changing things up a bit.

#16

So what was the bad idea?

#17

i’ve had quite a few.

see ya guys.

#18

What just happened here?

#19

ummmm what?

#20

Delayed reaction to Gin beating Divided Sky? :smiley: