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Non-Phish General
#24

Hey, better not be knockin pb&b sandwiches. My dear ole Dad, gerd bless his soul, used to eat one a couple of times a week, usually after a dinner he didn’t like. It was a passive aggressive hint to my mom that her dinner sucked and that he was still hungry.

Damn I used to hate watching my parents interact when I was a kid. They always seemed so belligerent toward one another, and it hurt and confused me a lot. Little did I know the nature of their mode of communication and how much they actually loved one another. They were married 64 years until dad passed. She’s still alive and kicking and is pissed at him for dying first, and says she’ll never forgive him for that.

Parents, gotta love em because hatin’ em will just consume too much of your time.

#25

had myself one not but the other day

#26

You Americans and your peanut butter. Don’t get me wrong, I do like it but I just love the fact that you are crazy about it.

#27

you brits and your lack of ice!

#28

Lack of ice eh?

#29

You Brits and yer…jammie dodgers!

#30

^^when i went to europe (not england though…thank god) it was like pulling teeth trying to get more than 2 cubes of ice at a restaurant.

what the fuck, europe?

seriously!

god!

#31

Well maybe you like your drinks too cold.

#32

oh so its my fault the bastards dont supply enough ice?

the customer is always right, ian.

#33

the guy that uses the “customer is always right” motto is usually a dingus to begin with.

no offense or anything, thomothy.

#34

i was actually kiddign about that…i hear fucks say that at restaurants or from stories my girlfriend tells me…i wanna smack em in the head with a garden hose full of concrete.

like the people sitting behind me with their fuckin brat of an excuse for a son…and the kid wants his grilled cheese grilled really lightly…cool…so she brings it to him and theres little flecks of like burnt shit from the grill…the kid starts freaking out and pushes the plate away and screams that he’s not gonna eat it. so she takes it back and has another one prepared…little black things on it…freaks out again…another one comes out…this time the kid is playing the mega touch machine sitting next to 40 and 50 yr old drunks…the parents look at the sandwhich and see black on it…they ask the waitress to go scrape it off…she says something about other customers needing to be helped and the parents play the old “the customer is always right” thing. the manager came out…they didnt pay anything…and im pretty sure they didnt tip the waitress either.

fuckin rat sons of bitches.

any ways…i just like ice in my beverages…and when its 90 degrees and yer sitting in the sun how long do you think 2 cubes of ice is going to keep soda cold that was warm to begin with!!!

#35

I’ll sacrifice a slightly watered-down cold drink for a non-watered down lukewarm drink any day!

#36

^FINE!!

no one is on my side lately.

yeesh.

#37

I actually had that backwards.

I meant that I would rather have a watered down cold drink than a lukewarm drink.

my bad.

#38

I can’t drink any kind of liquor or mixed drink at any temperature more than cold. I have drank warm beers and wines before, but it’s not my preference. If I went to Europe and they gave me a glass of water with two cubes of ice I’d be like “what’s this warm horsepiss you’re giving me!? I need more ice!!”

#39

WHY DO YOU THINK I INSTALLED THIS NICE SET OF ICE IN MY MOUF???

#40

To cryogenically freeze penises?

#41

You jest try it…!!

#42

::Head Explodes::

#43

I’m not that big on ice…maybe one or two pieces at best. For one, if you have ice you need a straw since it’s really annoying when the ice slides against your face and block the liquid getting to your mouth…which is annoying.

Even worse, when you order a mixed drink at a bar, they purposely fill at least half the glass with ice to prevent them from actually giving you more of the drink. I actually ask for mine without ice so they actually have to give me a full glass…plus the thing will be gone before it gets cold anyway.

Ice is overrated. Well, except It’s Ice.

Stevo