NEW MEMBERS

Welcome.

There sure is a heck of a lot of ya…

Is Phish back or something?

Are they Pollocks?

I remember when white man/black man/ pollock jokes used to be the go-to ice breakers at parties.
those were good times

LOL…

Alrighty… new posters, post away.

Or do you all come to ask the same question… where is my E-mail?

where am I ?

Where is Hank?

Yo Will,
I thought you had posters, too. Maybe the thread should be called NEW MEMBERS or something to that effect. Unless of course people end up thinking that by “new members” you mean post-op trannies…

:o

I’m kind of a new member and my question is, “where does OKP stand on foreign policy?”

Once I confer with the Council of Elders, we’ll get back with you on that one.

OK, but while you’re at it, I would also like to know if the OKP deems whether Miller Lite is “less filling” or “tastes great”?

That would be neither.

Unless you mean “less filling” since I drink none, or “tastes great” compared to horse shit.

The jury is still out on that last one.

i think we should have an introduce yourself section

Naw, at the next show we should have have OKPers line up with pillows and whack all the new members as they walk by. It’d only be a proper initiation.

fresh fish

I think we should make all of them read Greg’s girlfriend/breakup threads

^Yes, but we want the new members to STAY.

find “the thread”

does “the thread” still exist?

this whole thread is all old posters making racist jokes.

thanks, Brett. You scared them all away.

That was Neck’s job.

Well, this thread failed.

Still no new members posting in it… they are all concerned about Emails or something.

Phish tickets are overrated, and so is the band. I ain’t listening to them anymore!

[/sarcasm]

Oh my god… thank you for reminding me of those.

I think Greg needs to start a new thread on the state of his relationships