New Similies??

I dunno about you, but I’m sick to death of using the same old, withered similies over and over.

Wait, were those metaphors or similies?? Shit.

Yeah, the Like and As similies are old as fuck. We need something fresh.

::Watches dog eat puke then pukes himself then i puke::

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Me?

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I never use 'em. The Quick Reply doesn’t offer the feature.

if you know what to type it works fine.

like ; + ) = :wink:

Well, I don’t know what to type, so, therefore, it doesn’t work fine, KED.

Got it?

christ, man…what crawled in yer cave of vagina and died?

Buster has been a bit outburst-ish as of late.

MUUUHAHAHHAAHAHHHAHAHA.

Neck knows I’m only joking, we had a discussion about this earlier.

PHG on the other hand, is out of the motha’ fuckin’ loop.

sarcasm? here?

impossible.

Totally not possible.

Phuch You

Not you

sounds alert

Defcon 5! Defcon 5!

Bigb is trying to pwn the board!!!

The workers they come back from their day in the field

Jennifer dances and she cooks me a meal

A little less salt in the gravy tonight.