Woo!
But … how? Did you bind & gag The Man?
yeah, how?
How dare you question? Just be grateful.
so how’d you do it, anyway?
My plan was hatched on a mild March evening in March, around evening time:
ref1T.Having struggled with the new advertisment placement for a good few days, I drew up my first blueprints. An agenda if you like. If you don’t like agenda, simply put plot. My original plan was to use escape hatch B on deck G1, board the pod and head West. Half way through devising this plot (I’ve never been too keen on agendas), I realised that not only using hatch B’s pod would kill me on launch, it would also broadcast the signal to the entire Oh Kee Pa network*
*sites based in Thailand and some parts of Wales would not receive said signal anyhow and are therefore exempt from signal broadcast indication in ref.1T
ref.4PAfter consumption of 1 (one) pot of Tea, and a dictaphone recording on how to destroy McCarthy’s plans of hot drink hierarchy, I began working on my next move.
ref.6SKnowing full well that Will is using the entire poop deck to brew yeasty wares, I ruled out that route before I even managed to put pen to paper. I took the train to Bombay. When I came back from Bombay, it was late. The day had beaten me once more.
ref.7XIt hit me. Jordan always leaves the rear flap open! How could I have been so blind!? I departed through the rear flap and headed Due South. That’s the way I’m going, Due…South. Saddle up my travelling shoes, I’m bound to walk away these blues. Due South… I was stopped by an aqua man*. He let me pass when I explained my situation.
*I’m not 100% sure that aqua men actually exist.
ref.5GI found the option in the admin panel up the top.
hahahahaha
excellent post, ian.
you make eye laugh.
I kind of liked the ads.
^I kind of liked you better when you had the walking marijuana leaf.
You’re just not the same person anymore.
^ I like you better with the Ricky avatar. You somehow actually seem cool now.
thanks man.
The Randy belly is mesmerizing, as well as haunting and disgusting.
good
now lets do it
What happened to you, man?? You used to be cool.
I’m still cool, just in a non-cool kind of way now.
^is it b/c you pee your pants, if so should we call you miles davis
Or mellow yellow?
I stopped peeing my britches when I was 9, thank you.
thats such a lie.
what was that garbage bag full of sheets coming out of yer tent at waka?
huh, pal?
I…spilled some water on them.
Yellow water.
Lemonade!
Yeah, that’s it.